Обережно! Carefully!

I would like to express my gratitude to the TP (TurPravda) website for the opportunity to read the stories of some "goblins" to laugh and cheer up.

I have stayed at the Zora Hotel many times. Each time I was completely satisfied with the service and the democratic price in this single, more or less normal 2 * hotel, among all the others on the Golden Sands. So are the other two - but there is a complete gap!
But there is always a choice, either for rough money on the first line to the Admiral, Griffith or Melia, or if you need to save and have a decent enough (for these funds) to rest - then in Zora.

Unfortunately, there are patients who came from megacities such as the villages of Velyki Kobylyaky and Zasunky, who this time turned out to be my neighbors. I want to share my story about the "unforgettable" days spent next to these "shots" in the esteemed society.

GOBLINS AND THE SEA!

We, ordinary tourists, are very pleased that the village has finally left the pigs' pasture and decided to "fly in the crowd" and honestly s3.14zhdzheni… No! …Not! To honestly earn money from a neighbor in the stable to discover Bulgaria.

It is a pity that some "arriving" oligarchs after the Super-Fashionable-7-Star-Hotel-in-Dubai decided to stay in a simple 2-star hotel.
Did the crisis happen like that, or freebies, or stingy nature?

The fact remains - the King of All Zalysynka settled in Zora! Hooray!

The King did not settle alone ...Of course not alone. And with the Princess!
Princess - Frog (wife) and numerous dolboyo… virtuous heirs - orcs and Poké mon.
The room, of course, was also booked royal! E-k-o-n-o-m (the cheapest) overlooking the ass grove (park).
Despite the protests of the slaves (hotel staff), the whole royal retinue (dad, mom, grandpa, grandma, granddaughter and bitch-bug) decided, too, to cram into this room.
According to the manager's remarks that for such a large number of people there are bigger and better rooms with a sea view, Princess Frog (royal wife, top model of the magazine "Pizd # ts! "),
Vice-Miss of the International Beauty Contest "MRMA" - "Mother of Rada Menya Abratna - 2014,
she - the administrator of the group vkontakte - "We treat cellulite with urine") raised violence:

- What? ! ! You have to pay 5 (!! ) euros per person per day! That rudeness! Yes, extortion!
- Yes, we are in the quarry for ten hryvnias from the fire we bathe! Yes, what a shabby hotel!
- No! … We'd better save here and get warm… Wow!

In half an hour the King will come to the reception:

"Whore! " We have already warmed up! Our royal camp in this 2-bed room is hot!
- Where is the air conditioner? ! ! Where is the air conditioner? ! ! No? How not? How did you go to fig? !!
- Hotel-g @ mno!
- What does it mean to take a cow out of the room? It says here that you can with pets!
- Yes, fig with you! No, no!
"Sun! "
Tell your mother to get out of the room and make a bed on the balcony!
"What bed? " But those in white towels from which the one in the bird on the bed stirred!
- But when we go to the beach we will take them from the dogs!

- Can't you go to the beach with towels? ! ! What kind of bullshit? ! ! Yes we are! . . And I! . . And in Egypt! . . And on the hot trip we brought a whole chumadan of towels and bathrobes! All inclusive, but!
- Not in kind, fast hotel! I answer!

"Communicating" at the reception of the poor, sorry - demanding tourists, experienced travelers from home to the toilet, decided to have breakfast.

- So! Angelico, bl @ d! where are the bags ! ! Whore, where are the bags, am I feeding you? ! ! Where do we pack the boots we made for later?
"Michael, son! " So! You, damn it, City! Japanese mother! Where's the bakla? ! ! Where should I pour that milk from the buffet? Why one? And for the juice? Quick, howl! Carry a two-liter!
- Oh! Ka-avun! Di-i-inya! Chere-e-e-e-shni! Uh-huh! Pack to the squeak! Don't get in? ! ! Then wrap yourself in a tablecloth, you fool! On the waterfront all 4 lions!
Hide! Schucher security!
- It's late, I noticed! We go out calmly. Gee-gee! Hello!
- How can you not tolerate food! Yes, they paid me! Yes, only for breakfast. So what? But we were in Egypt! In a 5 * star hotel. In winter. We brought a whole bunch of sandwiches to the house on a hot trip! All inclusive! And here what? Pioneer camp!

- Security assholes, for the edge of dry, moldy bread for a child made a scandal! Gossip! Suffocate!

- And in general, all the hawk here: always, cutlets - soy minced meat with 20% meat, horseradish knows what, 2 pieces of rat lard, rotten cabbage with maggots, nails and hair in mashed potato powder, buns with condom with white filling.
- Sludge! It is impossible to eat! Why did we pay such money!
- We'd better have a snack with our fresh sausage, which we bought from a gypsy at the market only a week ago and brought here by bus under the seat!
"Um! " Fresh! It will be warm. She was in the sun all the way! And it almost doesn't smell!
- Oh, damn! Oh, my stomach hurts!
- We stopanovo in this funerary hotel travanuli!
"Oh, I can't! " Oh, I'm burping!
"Sleep! "
Doctor! …
- How many bl @? 50 euros? ! ! ! ! … Ohu% you! Oh, this Europe!
- Where is the normal insurance without a deductible?
- And we, that idiots overpay for 5 UAH. for this insurance? !!

- Go all south! Let's be treated with pepper and pepper!
- All that we have to swallow pills until we all eat.
- We ourselves are almost doctors: "Lisa" was read, "House" was surprised, Komarovsky was never missed!

- Yes, let's slap you! Nahrina so windows miti?
- We will not pay for the glass, it has already been broken!
- And this is not our roof! It was already smeared here! Foo-woo! What a dirty hotel!
- Nefig in place of the door to the balcony to insert a window! Not understood? Is this a room without a balcony?
- Drip! In this room, there is not even a balcony! I do not want to pay for a room with a balcony!
I want a balcony here! Barn, not a hotel!

- I, bl @ d not bully, I'm always so ruddy!
- Oh, these stains on the carpet, curtains, beds and walls were already there when we drove in!
- Cleaning bitches, nichrine is not cleaned!
Broken bottles are not tolerated! Do not flush the toilet! Briefs and socks do not wash! Tampons were scattered everywhere! They stole toilet paper, light bulbs and towels!
- Imagine! They even raise cockroaches and feed them our meals, which we carefully put in the corner under the bed! Farmers are crap!
- What a Soviet service in this dilapidated hotel! ! ! ! ! Not a hotel - a barn!

"Everything, damn it! " Let's jump the bomb to the pool. To dofiga splashes! Have fun! To flood everyone! Yo-ho!
- Julia, and you, daughter, where did you go? Pee in the pool! It's clean here!

"It's a scumbag! " Wafai is paid here! And then where to look at aunts? Go to the Frog Princess (women) again? No! This is the last straw! The whole holiday was covered!

We are certainly not brawlers, but this very galley hotel was disappointing! People, don't come here! They dumped us! Horror!
It is better to go to Shatsk, Crimea, Albena, Review, Nessebar, SB, RW +, Sozopol, Primorsko, Zamorsko, Shabla, Shobla, Bobla, Bl @ I will be and will be Sulfur. Just not here!
We strongly do not recommend! The hotel has not 2 stars, but minus 2 stars!

To the beach 10 thousand steps on a minefield with snakes and ticks! Only trained athletes will be able to cover the entire route. Everyone else will be able to get only on a stretcher - feet forward! This is the truth! We have a 100-year-old grandmother (with sick legs) and a little granddaughter, who were deceived by the tour. firm, told!
Srach everywhere! Write! Best to Egypt in winter at a 5 star hotel, on a hot tour!

All! Enough of us! Disconnect from the Internet! We go to the ward, drink pills. .
The paramedics have already arrived!