ЖАХ HORROR

I'll think back from vacation, but how to write, but it didn't work out right away, so I got a little cold.
The hotel was advised by a girl Anna on the street. Popudrenka 52, not that she advised, but said that she insisted on choosing this hotel, Reef oasis beach resort 5 *, also sold a "luxury" ticket, for which she had to pay extra. When asked what increased comfort means, Anna said that it could be free alcoholic beverages from a European manufacturer, and she does not know at all.
Number. The settlement took place in a bistro, as they arrived at 9:30 p. m. When they handed me the usual old keys, I realized that nothing good would happen, but I haven't seen the number yet. It would be better not to see, srach full, all in the dust, near the bathroom tiles, years of release before our era, the seams as rubbed, and never removed, pieces of grout fell off in 12 days, as he drank. The toilet was already yellow with age, and the erased brush floated in the urine with poop. TV of the same year as the tile.

I make a bed, and there is a hole in the sheet with the letter g, 60 cm long. The main thing is that on the second day, the dollar was left, without changing the situation, the bed was just made, and towels are not replaced.
Wi-Fi. Only in the lobby reception. Weak.
Guide. Of course breeding. I was very offended by those who did not book a tour. I ask: "What is included in the tour with increased comfort? "
The answer: "NOTHING! " Says: "We have a standard! ". Hanno, what did I pay extra for?
Sea. It was very cold. The pontoon is so long that by the time you reach it, seasickness is spreading.
Swimming pools. Cold and dirty one closer to the sea. One was warming up near the reception.
Food. Unsanitary conditions are complete, everyone in the dust, cobwebs, crows pull food from the tables. Juices, just in front of your eyes, do not hesitate to dilute with water. Every day is the same, the choice is not great, not even tasty. And in the end, I had to stand in line to take the table.
Territory. This is what made me happy.
Many varieties of palms, flowers, shrubs, cacti. However, there are many mosquitoes, although they were bitten.
Personnel. One evening, from the next room, the little boy shouted, "Mommy, don't die. Help. " I immediately called the reception to call an ambulance, as well as the support number for Ukrainians (around the clock), but no one answered. It is good that medical workers who provided first aid lived nearby. The woman had an epileptic seizure.
And in the end, I was robbed of sneakers and a swimsuit, which dried on the terrace. I contacted the reception, and they replied that they were not responsible for things outside the room. When I raised the shame, the sneakers were brought, and the swimsuit was never given away. To the question: "Did you hold my crosses then, and what right did you have to take them? " They pretended not to understand. They didn't even apologize.
Maybe my feedback will be useful to someone. You decide.