На тройку не тянет. Doesn't work for three.

The hotel is dirty, the beds have not been cleaned for months. the attitude of the staff is no - if you keep grinning at them in the face for a long time. maybe they will smile back at you. The assortment in the dining room is not bad, but the man who rules in the hall with a dirty plastered hand carries glasses, forcing you to order wine in the buffet, which is impossible to drink. At dinner, they don’t give anything to drink, only in order to order wine. The beach and the coastal strip are not equipped in any way and they call it a promenade. Nothing to see, nowhere to go. There is such an unspoken pressure on the part of the entire European gang. They try to humiliate the Russian at any cost. The Spaniards speak quietly in your ear. "You Russians live in paradise, and don't twitch anywhere. " The salary is more than the average Russian somewhere twice, and all goods are 10-15 times more expensive. We have traveled enough around the world, but there has never been such a vacation, - One reassures that this is also an experience.