Гостиница хорошая, но есть масса недостатков The hotel is good, but there are a lot of shortcomings

It's not the first time I've been to Thailand. Chose this hotel based on location and availability. As well as an affordable price. In general, expectations were justified. Stayed for a very long time! Pretty comfortable room. Good area. There is practically no Wi-Fi either in the rooms, or near the pool, or near the reception... Good breakfasts. The rooms are well cleaned. But that's just not the time: as soon as you lie down after dinner to relax, the cleaning lady knocks on the room. Is it really impossible to clean the room at a time when there are no vacationers in it ? ! But the main disadvantage: the hotel does not and cannot have a beach on the seashore. And this is exactly what all the advertising sites indicate. The pool is definitely good. But you can't swim in it! For, the Germans and the Dutch, both traditionally oriented and "blue", chose it. And still it is not known which is more harmless! Horny naturals will bring a full pool of Thai whores! "Blues" are quietly peacefully licking at the bar in the middle of the pool. But at night, there is no peace from the cackling, squeals, loud blowing noses and orgies of European guests and local priestesses of love!