Great hotel but no internet

Written: 9 august 2016
Travel time: 1 — 8 august 2016
Who does the author recommend the hotel to?: For a relaxing holiday; For business travel; For families with children; For recreation with friends, for young people
Your rating of this hotel:
9.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 9.0
Service: 9.0
Cleanliness: 9.0
Food: 10.0
Amenities: 10.0
Excellent hotel. Designer , professional design . Everything is thought out for maximum comfort. In short , from the moment you step foot into the territory of Q Premium Resort , you start to get high ! In the literal sense of the word ! The first thing that catches your eye when you first look at the chic facade of the hotel is a pair of red Ferraris, lazily standing not far from the entrance to the hotel. Rumor has it that these are some kind of tourists who came to rest for a week, and stayed here to live forever! We lived in the best room 1724. This is a left corner room , on the top floor , with a 40 square meter balcony , with an excellent view of the breathtaking scenery , starting from the mountains and continuing along the entire coastline . The room was impressive, although the furnishings and furniture are not the most expensive, but quite decent, and given the cost of the hotel, everything matches. Special thanks to the staff of the hotel. Although the dishes were not washed perfectly, and sometimes even badly. Everything else was top notch. Friendly staff, understanding. Special thanks to the bartender from the Beach Bar, named Omer! Omer is the best bartender, transfer him to the Irish bar, otherwise he is very hot on the beach, or at least put a fan on him! The only thing that does not please is the complete lack of Internet in the rooms. And the Internet that catches in the Lobby bar and in the Irish bar cannot be called the Internet !! ! The choice of dishes is amazing in abundance, during your stay you will not be able to try even 5 percent of everything that is offered. Everything from fruits , sweets , yoghurts , ice cream and ending with baked turkey , lamb kebab kebab , various variations of beef dishes , and spider crab tentacle patties . And so on ad infinitum. According to hotel visitors, this is approximately the ratio of 40 percent Ukrainians, 20 percent Turks, 20 percent Germans, and 20 percent from the rest of Europe. And most importantly, there was not a single Russian geek in the hotel! Yes, it's hard to believe, but it's true! I myself observed the situation as a group of young tourists from Poland, in the amount of about 10 people, of an athletic build, tried to catch at least one Russian whore and drown it in the sea! They even asked at the reception which rooms the Russian scum live in, but fortunately for the latter, this is the policy of the hotel! Stop Russian! There are no Russians in the hotel! Well, Che, our Crimea! ? So the Russians are not happy here! Sunbathe in Kolyma!
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