4 write, 2 in mind

Written: 1 october 2019
Travel time: 14 — 24 september 2019
Your rating of this hotel:
2.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 1.0
Service: 1.0
Cleanliness: 1.0
Food: 7.0
Amenities: 2.0
Vacation spent with her husband on the anniversary. We read the reviews, we were ready, but some things surprised me a lot.

Settlement. We arrived at the hotel at 9 am and tried to check in earlier for an additional fee. fee, but the program broke down at the reception and the technician was waiting, along the way they showed the numbers. The reception does not know what rooms they have available, where is a double bed, where is a single bed, somewhere there was a technician who was trying to fix the air conditioner.

We looked through 6 rooms and only at 14:33 we managed to find a room with a double bed, non-current air conditioning and a normal drain in the bathroom. At the reception, they rolled their eyes, clicked their tongues, were most dissatisfied with us. They argued that the hotel is old and no one will change anything at the end of the season (4-star hotel! ), they were rude, they said that we need to be careful, otherwise something might happen to our things.

The room that arranged for us was not cleaned, we had to find and pay extra for the cleaning lady to clean it. We got to the room at 15:30.

Number. Quite decent, without a safe, with a view of the stage, but plastic windows saved us. There are telephones (in the bathroom and in the room), but their wires are cut off. There is no panic button in the bathroom, the handle that they hold on to so as not to slip is not fixed. In the evening and in the morning there is no hot water, because the water is heated by a solar battery and whoever managed to get in the building washed himself. Without money, the room is not cleaned, only the trash can is changed. For $ 1, bed linen will be changed and the floor will be washed. The sink has not been washed in 2 weeks.

Nutrition. Very varied. There were always fresh vegetables, fruits, a very large number of desserts, chicken, sausages, meatballs, garnished with bulgur, pasta, potatoes. Also national dishes and grilled dishes. They weren't hungry, they weren't poisoned. Huge line at lunch and dinner for soup.
Coffee machines were turned off at night. We left at 2:50, there was nowhere to get coffee. For alcohol we tried white and red wine. It turned out to be very sour. The guests drank cocktails. As we understood, they differed only in dye (red, blue, green).

Sea. The sea is clean, entry from the pier, stone bottom. In this regard, there are a lot of different fish. The way to the sea is another story. Walk for 15 minutes, 10 of them on the way past the market, where everyone is trying to sell you something, constant noise, din, a call to go to them, and 5 minutes between two hotels, where it is very dirty, trash cans, smells bad. But on the beach there is a coffee machine from the Larissa Art Beach hotel, in which there are more positions than in Larissa Vista.

Guide and excursions. We saw the guide 3 times. Booked tours with him, everything was fine. They did not forget about us, they always arrived on time, took into account the wishes.

Be careful that there is a "wine tasting" point in the excursions, this is the maximum imposition for expensive cheap wine, which is everywhere.

Animation. We did not go to it, we were not very interested. But from the room they heard children's animation and were sometimes horrified. Here is an example: a little girl (e) enters the stage and a dialogue will take place with the host (c):

Q: Who did you come here with?
D: With mom
Q: Where is dad?
D: He doesn't live with us
Q: Do you want a brother or sister?
D: I want
Q: And white or black?
D: Belenky
V: Well, then you need to go home for this.

And it was funny for everyone.

The free WiFi didn't work. Messages came in, but it was not possible to download them or send a reply. Every evening we sat in a hookah near the hotel.

The hotel itself is located on the border between Goynuk and Kemer. Buses are always packed, and to find something interesting, you have to walk 30 minutes to the Transatlantic Hotel.
Prices in tourist areas are bent such that it is easier to walk to the Migros store (a chain grocery store). In comparison, at the hotel, 1 liter of cola costs $ 1, in Migros 2.5 liters for 4.5 lira ~ $ 0.80. You will not hear any help, attention and advice from the reception. Basically, the staff speaks only Turkish (waiters, cooks, cleaning lady).

Also, almost everywhere they accept cards and payment from the card is in lira. Prices in lira are cheaper than in dollars. Russian guests are disgusting, endless cheap swill, desire to undermine everyone, break the rules, disregard for everyone except themselves and expectation of respect from others. It was terrible.

I advise you to look for another hotel, for such money it is quite possible.
Translated automatically from Russian. View original