Грязный сарай со съедоной пищей Dirty barn with eaten food

- If you are ready to look for this establishment at night for about forty minutes, telling the staff that you are standing near the fish restaurant "Balaklava", to which he will answer "and you go to the embankment and there will be a restaurant" Balaklava ";
- If you are ready to be accommodated in a two-room suite, 15 meters in size (with the promised 25. And there is no balcony of 10 squares. Otsil 6), in which it is impossible to breathe (these strange people in order to "save electricity" heat the water through the external block of the conder);
- If you are ready to live in a room with a 9 degree slope in the floor, with wires sticking out of the walls and non-working appliances;
- If you are ready for the fact that the refrigerator will need to be lifted to open;
- If you are ready for the fact that the open window will be impossible to close alone (you definitely need someone else holding the window on the other side);

- If you are ready for the handles of the furniture to fall off, the sofa will be squeezed (the lower to the balcony, the more the sofa is squeezed), and the bed, when a 100-kilogram man kneels on it, will break in half;
- If you are ready to sleep on damp linen;
- If you are ready for the tile in the bathroom to be chipped, the seams between it are covered with mold and stone, there will be a steady smell of sewage inside, the toilet will flow, the shower water will spray from the faucet in all directions, but will not flow into the watering can itself , and pubic hair will be found on the shelf for toothbrushes;
- If you are ready for the fact that the WiFi promised to you when booking will not work (and what else do people who tear out the antenna at the point with meat want);
- If you are ready for the administrator to leave at night and not be found until the morning, and the day administrator will answer all your complaints: "I don't like much here either, but I'm working! ";
- If you are ready for the fact that your comment on the site will be cowardly deleted, and no one will apologize to you
then you should definitely stay at the Listrigon motel in the glorious city of Balaklava.
Have a good rest!
PySy. Oh yes. Don't trust the pictures. They do not convey all the charm of this wonderful place.