Competition for the fastest ass in the room :) Carpathian Sea - horror! Long live the peony

Written: 21 august 2016
Travel time: 25 — 31 july 2016
Who does the author recommend the hotel to?: For a relaxing holiday; For business travel; For recreation with friends, for young people
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We have the opportunity to travel at a discount. Were already 5 times. Hands reached the recall : ) I am writing chaotically about everything that I remember.
This year we were in a two-room suite. The rooms are not passable. Two bathrooms (toilet-washbasin and toilet, bidet, washbasin, bathtub and shower). Two TVs. We didn't include them. The two balconies are narrow and long. Room for two. Sleeps - 5. The bed is large. In the other room there is a folding sofa and a folding chair. Joints are felt. The mattress on my bed was hard or something - not very comfortable. But the springs didn't stick out exactly.
There is 1 chair in the room. When asked to bring more, they said: "Norma, Vasya....", or rather: we have such a complete set.
Bedside tables without shelves : ( You can’t bring either : (
Another pillow was brought (THANKS), but without a pillowcase. And when the bed was changed (after 3 days). also did not put on a napkin.

Maid every day. I didn’t make the bed (and it’s good - I don’t like this in hotels). Mysor took out. The first time I did not wash the sinks and the bath (there was a rim of dirt). I called with a request, without a scandal - they washed me with an apology. After that, every day they brought the whole set of soaps and shampoos for four: ) Thank you.
Really it was impossible to buy a plastic table and chairs for the balcony? Do you drink tea and coffee without standing up?
The furniture is all wooden. Walls inside - no. In the economy, I remember there were wooden ones inside - cool : )
There are no issues with plumbing. Only there was an open hole in the sink - the earring could have fallen or something else.
The building is the one near the former helipad. Windows on it and on the other side. There are the same rooms - all rooms are only on the side of the square. We were lucky, because the view of the Christmas trees is better and the air is cleaner. It was almost like in Kyiv: under the windows of the car. cars on the road, the noise of people and cars in the window.
Pioneers. Ooooh, pioneers.....Two camps. Artek - Bukovel and Chaban. Artek members were in branded T-shirts. Chabanovtsy - multi-colored. The whole day they took children in pairs. It's a pity for them: ) But when under the windows a sports team loudly cheers for their own, and you want to sleep or just Carpathian silence....I feel sorry for myself.
The gym is good. For free. Tennis on the court - for a fee.
Near the ski lift there is a first-aid post. There were some children in dressing gowns - interns, maybe? I stopped by the road to ask: ) So these children in bathrobes (20 years old) in the same medical coat often walked around the territory. Apparently, they didn’t teach to take off their bathrobes.
The lift works double-seat. At lunch and on weekends - four chairs. The latter is better and higher : ) And in winter they are not allowed to enter it without skis. I advise him. who is not a skier
Lake.... Oh, the Carpathian Sea....

Bukovoelevtsy entrance is free. But you didn't just show the card and pass. No. At the checkout, everyone is given a one-time bracelet, attaching a card to a slightly buggy system. It took about 20 minutes for four. We arrived in the evening and there was no one in front of us. The sun was hot on their heads as they waited. It's scary to imagine what it's like at rush hour : ( And so every day.
Well....Three meters are fenced off for free (with the entrance you paid, a separate sun lounger and umbrella) swimming, the rest of the lake is for paid skiing : (
Sand only in the farthest part of the lake. Moms with strollers run away to go to him : (
If you do not take a sun lounger, there is nowhere to lie on your towel. There are a couple of meters on the whole beach, but they are busy and firmly on the concrete. And the whole lake is encased in gray concrete : ( It's so gloomy and hard : (
Ibiza style Voda club. His pool smelled of chlorine at the entrance. This is half the trouble. His club music tut-tut-tut-tut rumbles so that you can hear it on the surrounding mountains. There is nowhere to hide from her on the whole lake. One day the DJ arrived. His cries haunted the whole day on the Carpathian lake among nature and forest. Love nightclubs during the day - you are here.
The territory of the whole Buka. Dangerously. Don't let the kids go and be careful. Holes in trees. bridge (near the upper parking lot, on the road from the lake) and the absence of barriers on the very first bridge when you go to Buk after the lower parking lot.
Budget meal: Favorite Dovbushanka (the most delicious potato pancakes in Buka, 35 each with mushroom sauce, but mushroom yushka 50), Bugel-dining room (it’s convenient not to wait until it’s cooked. Yushka is the most delicious in Buka and a lot of mushrooms - 25, no potato pancakes), Filvarok no alternative : ))) Yushka 55, it seems. I don’t like the taste, undersalted, empty and liquid. 75 dumplings with wild boar meat - nothing at all : ) The meat is not tough, it does not smell sharply, as I was afraid : ) Shepherd (accidentally found his hidden miracle tables in front of our room) - 20 or 30 percent discount in summer - I don’t remember. For everything and all day. Deruny are not bad, but in Dovbushanka it is better.

A very nice guy (it seems) Oleg in Dovbushanka. Been alone all week. He coped well: ) Even at our request: ) he turned off the song about Moscow whores and turned on the Ukrainian groovy polka. Also vulgar, but at least Ukrainian and funny : )
A little lower, on the road to Polyanytsya, there is a shop near the road and there are bike rentals - inexpensive. In the shop, cereals, cucumber-tomatoes, sardels, cheese are much cheaper. than in Buka. Not long to go, it's a pity that on a dusty road.
When they walked, they passed a strange wall. It turned out - the burnt hotel Janek Kievan Rus. According to reviews, he was the best in Buka. It's a pity. It would be better if they gave it to an orphanage as a flattering sanatorium.
Milk, if you try, you can find homemade. And eggs. We tried and found. Never had such delicious milk. They drank a plastic bottle from the throat, but then it stood in the shoulder for three days !! ! Blueberries were brought to us by an employee who had a rest with a car. You can't buy blueberries or raspberries in Buka. 35 UAH liter jar.
Mountains are great. The air is magical.
If I remember anything, I'll edit it.
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