Как не погибнуть от водного байка How not to die from a water bike

The settlement was normally sent for lunch, from the window of the panorama -swar, the fence, on the left is an active construction with cranes, bulldozers, concrete mixers, a stupid machine and sounds corresponds. There is no territory as such, there is the main pool and children's gills near it. The beach is not wide, deep in the depths. Water tales actively drove for buoys, mercilessly noise and pouring out the floating vacationers with exhaust gases. We drove close to the buoys. After lunch, the noise from water bikes was practically unbearable. He pointed out inconvenience to the reception. The answer received in the form of a duty smile and an even more duty response in the hotel chat. Although in the chat I wrote that the water rushes drive closely to the bucks of the bathing area.
And on Saturday 3, somewhere in the area without twenty-six in the evening I calmly swim inside the bathing zone and I do not pay attention to the water stories and here I turn my head to the left and I see that the water motorcycle goes right at me, the driver with both hands raised up is sitting. I had to abruptly sail to the left. Plastic floating trough
By inertia, buoys stubbornly swam, driving into the bathing zone and almost moved

me, I still had to shift and shove off the water motorcycle with the 2nd riders. Then they yielded to Gaza went towards the shore with a cry of the slory passenger ?? ? The mood is spoiled, my wife is in shock to put it mildly too. On the reception, naturally, I'm trying to ask what it was? Immediately, when asked, they make a remark that there was a noise in such a noble, thorough place, please call in a couple of minutes a manager with a guard ???? ? Are you going to twist ????
And to my justified ones: a circus with horses begins: “This is the human factor”, we wildly apologize ”and other memorized phrases from the training to the question where the culprit of the“ triumph ”was given the answer that she was from China and the very poor does not own English ??? ? Nonsense nonsense and to the question are there a camera for control of the beach? The response of the reception workers, no cameras? And so on, I’m tired of this and memorized phrases tired and we left at an hour later a call at the door door and on the corridor there is an employee with a tray on which two bananas of a pair of apples and a clustard of grapes twisted in a film is free, present (what an honor). According to the administration, this is the price of a broken (at best) head and horse stress. Having sent a "royal gift" asleep went to dinner. In the lobby, after dinner, we were waiting for a whole chief of security (wow) and with a police officer. Conversation: sorry (okay), tourist
From China?
(Chinese women get on the head on a hydraulic scooter? ) Or do they consider madame mental inferior? I don’t know, from the interesting gydrobikes should not approach the bucks of the bathing zone closer than 15 meters, and not 2-3 how the grief of the riders did. We were offered to move to a larger number to the 10th floor, presenting this as the highest form of compensation (the floors in the building ended) to Sir the chief of security, I told the unpleasant truth about his work, or rather the lack of work to ensure the safety of tourists in the bathing zone. About what "sorry" in the form of a tray of fruits (and?!? ) For a person of European culture, it looks like a uniform mockery. For example, to sell acceptable alcohol to tourists -this is O. for the hotel, and add it with apologies, for nothing, there was not enough brain or arrogance prevented or eagerness of unusual ..

Just like that, the head of the guard said that they didn’t go apologize to that, the fruits would come in handy there. He did not understand me, or pretended not to understand and cut the perch. We were tired, I wanted to relax and first agreed to a larger number and rested, changed their minds, to run with suitcases as stung in one place half a day from the remaining full two days of rest irrationally and stupidly. The water bikers were reassured, the police boat was a buffer between the riders and the bathing zone. Not expensive and not respected by the gentlemen of the hotel, I am a simple tourist from a distant and unknown country, I declare that against the backdrop of really tasty food and good cleaning of polite personnel, you have threatened the safety and health (at least) vacationers, negligently reacted to warnings about the dangerous behavior of water bikers. Hi-hee ha ha for you, and for me there is a stress and a completely spoiled mood.
You are irresponsible and incompetent, an apologetic compliment, and this form looks like a mockery and the provision of a larger number is pointless and useless -to drag the last two full days on jumps with suitcases ...an unnecessary bustle reduces the presence of the sea that we have in a dry remainder: there were no positive changes for exactly two days, no one had seen a police boat on the day Water motorcycles traveled as before-School and Borzo. In the area of ​ ​ five in the evening, he swam near the violets in the bathing zone and watched the picture with oil: the water bike, reducing the speed approached the boots, made a sharp reversal to the left and pouring the bathing tourists with water and the exhaust gases swept cheerfully, his bearded driver neighed loudly, he was funny and cheerful. Gentlemen, the large bosses of the hotel, your work was enough for two days that you are standing -two on the ten -point scale, but rather even zero