This is a hotel for business trips to the UAE and not a hotel

Written: 5 september 2014
Travel time: 30 august — 6 september 2014
Your rating of this hotel:
5.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 7.0
Service: 5.0
Cleanliness: 8.0
Food: 4.0
Amenities: 2.0
THE MOST ADEQUATE REVIEW. PLEASE READ TILL THE END. AND DON'T MAKE MISTAKES. I never write reviews. but it's just a cry from the heart.
And so on points
1. OPERATOR AND AIRLINES.
1.1. We took a ticket to Tez Tour. The girl is not experienced, it can be seen recently there. And there were a lot of new ones. I could not adequately suggest which hotel is good or bad and how it is. this is a BIG MINUS and because of this, as a result, the rest is ruined. Technical moments did everything quickly is a PLUS.
1.2. Flying with good airlines
Air Emirates. Sedenya is not very comfortable, it’s hard to endure the flight, but:
a) well fed
b) I WRITE FOR RUSSIAN!! ! ALL DRINK
Whiskey JACK DANIELS
BALLYS liqueur
and other alcoholic drinks
and non-alcoholic - Sprite Pepsi, etc.
Everything is FREE!!!!! ! Since I don’t drink, it’s all the same for me, and many of ours were GREAT IN THE PLANE. : )))
2. UAE AIRPORT.

Everything is complicated there. Look, do not leave early. First you need to go down in an elevator or excavator to pick up your luggage, then just go to the exit and watch the representatives in yellow polo shirts. And then a lot of people on the second floor immediately went to the exit to the left. then there were problems.
3. SETTLEMENT.
We arrived at the hotel at 7 am. We were told by the GUIDE WHAT WE MET on the way that there was a high probability of settling right away, since the hotel was full of vacant rooms. FIG THERE!! ! The maximum that we could agree on is at 12 o'clock and not at 14:00, as according to the rules of all hotels.
4. RECEPTION AND STAFF.
Clean, but in general there is not enough space in the lobby for people - 6 one and a half seat sofas with the letter "G" and this despite the fact that the entire hotel there will turn gray on the Internet.
The staff does not speak Russian at all. in a few days we barely saw the 1st Russian speaker. And then only in the evening he was there.
5. NUMBERS.
As in the photo. normal clean and cleaned once a day in the evening. Conder works with a bang. Sometimes there was no hot water. Instead, it was well, 35 degrees. There is Internet, but only wired. Take a router from home and you will be happy for the whole family : )))
6. FOOD.
What you can eat for breakfast is:
a) boiled eggs or separately beaten and boiled yolk.
b) Sausages, let's say normal.
c) all vegetables.
d) cereal.
e) fruit watermelons and melons and oranges. but once in a while is not necessary. then you spit out the melon, then it is delicious.
And there's nothing else to eat. soy sausage - pancake immediately spat out. In short, on a 5-point scale, food is 3 stretched.
Lunch - I don't know.
Dinner Do not act, almost everything is like in breakfast + added 2 types of meat dishes and rice. ALL. and despite the fact that breakfast costs 30 lunch 40 dinner 49. dirham. 1 time we ate in Deira in a restaurant at the hotel for 48 dirhams per person, but the choice there was so chic, there were three times more variety that I wanted to cry when they came to dinner at our hotel. And despite the fact that in total in Deira they paid 48 dirhams. Capture the difference.
7. BEACH AND TRANSFER TO THE BEACH.
Transfer to the beach takes place by minibus for 12 people from Toyota.

System: Those who arrive at 7 leave at 12. Those who arrive at 8 leave at 13, those who leave at 9 at 14.
That is, check-out At 7 am, 8.9-
back at 12.13, 14.
But if you arrived there at 10 and wanted to leave at 12, then you WILL NOT LEAVE. because there are not enough places. Imagine!?!?!?!?
It's called coming to rest. not satisfied, take a taxi for 15 dirhams and go separately. Just tin.
They wanted to go to the beach at 8 in the morning - again, the minibus was all packed - who didn’t have time, he was late. We went by taxi back and forth.
Well, Damn, this is a FUCKING AND NOT A TRANSFER TO THE BEACH.

BEACH!!! ! LONG-WAITED BEACH!!!!
CRIMEA 2000. And that's better.
Nor Loungers
No umbrellas
NOTHING!!! ! Stupidly, the territory of a foreign hotel that will only be built and has not yet begun - our hotel has attached itself and brings people here so as not to negotiate with other hotels for a paid beach and pay other hotels for providing us with their beach.
Well, the sand is good : ))))
I was shocked. I thought I would die of shame in front of my wife. Here we take towels and like on the Black Sea : ))) go ahead, grow and bask in the sun.
And besides our hotel, NO OTHER HOTEL DOES TAKE THEIR TOURISTS HERE. NO ONE. REPRESENTING????
8. LOCATION OF THE HOTEL IS ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT POINTS.
A) IS WITHIN 6-8 KM OF THE BEACH THIS TIME.
B) LEFT THE HOTEL AND EVERYTHING STUPIDLY NO WHERE TO GO, THERE IS NOTHING TO SEE. ROAD AND SHOPS FOR SALE FURNITURE IN BAROQUE AND CLASSIC STYLE.
C) INDUSTRIAL DISTRICT. filthy.
THE ENTIRE WORKING CLASS LIVES BASICALLY HERE, who go to work in Dubai every day. Pakistanis, Indians, Africans. The streets are all OBOSTSANY-Stink-tin.
G. ) If you want to see Dubai, a taxi to the metro is 30 dirhams + 20 dirhams for crossing the Fujairah-Dubai border, and that 50 dirhams one way. If you want to go to a paid beach in Dubai - 50 dirhams one way. i. e. back and forth 50+50=100. + 25 for sunbed and umbrella = 125 Dirham. In a day.
Read and think whether you need such a hotel and which hotel is better to choose right away.

Like everything. And finally, DO NOT GO TO THIS HOTEL IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO Blush IN FRONT OF YOUR WIFE, AND IF WITH RELATIVES OR FRIENDS THEN IN FRONT OF THEM FOR THIS ALLEGED "CLASS HOTEL" ON THE 3RD DAY WE MOVED TO CITYMAX BUR DUBAI-Earth and sky these 2 hotels are in the same category. I'll write a review about him too. Read on the relevant page.
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