Be afraid, people, Elena Dmitrievna and her colleague Larisa!

The question "Well, how do you like the trip to Volovets?quot; frankly, it baffles me. In general, the rest can be assessed on a 3 out of 10 point scale. Justify.

Hotel complex "Victoria".

There are few complaints here. The room in which we lived turned out to be very comfortable, one might even say cozy. Two-story room without too much pathos, but with everything you need, clean shower, toilet, comfortable beds, very warm. For this, you can immediately put 3 points in the plus sign, because. housing conditions are already half to create the first impression of the holiday.

Next is food.

Initially, no one promised restaurant cuisine. The food was simple, but quite edible, one might say - delicious. For breakfast strictly - buckwheat with sausage, seagulls. Dinner - all according to the rules: first, second and, again, seagulls. For this we put 2 more balls in the plus sign.

There are only emotions, very positive!!! The beauty is indescribable: mountains, Christmas trees in the snow, mountain rivers, a waterfall!!! In one word, awesome!!!

For me, as for a complete layman in skiing, the hill seemed great, and the snow was just right for me! Here we add 4 more points. And, it would seem, we are already approaching the coveted 10-point mark, but everything is much more complicated.

There is no lift in Volovets itself, so I had to go to Pelipets (but everyone was warned about this in advance). Therefore, we only note this fact, but do not include it in the calculation. The organizers put vacationers in a friendly crowd on the bus and drove them to ride. Everything would be fine, but it was quite fresh on the bus, and it took about 30-40 minutes to chirp. For this immediately minus 1 point.

infrastructure and service.

Everything is simple here - there is neither one nor the other, and, apparently, they are unlikely to appear soon. We looked into one local bath, at the hotel complex.

Well, how to say, a bathhouse, a steam room, that is, but I haven’t seen temperatures above 60 degrees, there is not even the smallest pool in which it smells very promising of stagnant water, and a film of unknown origin floats alluringly on the surface. Draw your own conclusions, but I write off another 1 point for this.

And now the most interesting.

The "wonderful" organizers of our trip offered us a ride on an excursion to the marvelous village of Beregovo, which is practically on the border with Hungary. Swim in the thermal pool under the open sky, and taste the national Hungarian cuisine. It sounds tempting, we agree, we pay money for the tour, we go. We arrive at the pool, and there is a queue of 150 people at the entrance, and the frost on the street is about 12 degrees. And what is most interesting, they let three people inside in half an hour, and we are a group of 40 people. It is easy to calculate how long we would have to wait.

We waited in the frost for about an hour, and when the people began to openly hate our organizers (I’ll clarify from EXPO-TOUR, Elena Dmitrievna was from Belgorod, from the Kharkov office - Larisa, sort of like from Wind Rose), they decided to move and agreed that we were let in without a queue. Ok, they went through, they led me to the locker room, and there was a room 2x3, and they let 20 people in there. Just tin! The toilet is absolutely to match the institution - creepy! The pool is cool, you can’t say anything, you swim in the open air in warm water, but when you get out of it and go to the shower to rinse off the salty water, it turns out that only one of the four showers works and the water flows out of it in a thin trickle. In short, quiet horror! Subtract 2 more points. Then, instead of Hungarian cuisine, we had to eat in some kind of canteen, with supposedly Ukrainian cuisine, which was not at all like that!

The most relish was when the leader of the group, already known to us, Larisa, came to the bus and began to tell that she had found a wonderful Hungarian cafe and ate from the belly of the national cuisine. Well, it’s understandable, your belly is more expensive, but you could at least not voice it out loud!

On the last day, everyone went on a planned excursion to Uzhgorod, I personally liked the excursions, one minus - they stretched through the frost on the street for about 4 hours. We froze (((

Then they took us to the Christmas dinner at the Intourist Hotel. The hotel itself looks so that it seems that films about stalkers are filmed in its walls))). Inside, it turned out to be a little more decent. But the Christmas dinner once again confirmed that our organizers are “the best”.

On a silver platter, there are 50 grams of windy smeared Olivier, cold mashed potatoes, salted chop, a couple of pickles and inedible julienne. By the way, you had to bring your own drinks.

Here you can safely subtract 2 more points.

And also, when all of our people were already completely tired of sitting in the cold room of the “restaurant” and sarcastic jokes had already begun to be made in the ranks, Larisa jumped up and told us to sit and be quiet))))

This would all be funny if it weren't so sad.

It's up to you, my resume - I won't go anywhere else with EXPO-TOUR

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