Не едьте! Don't go!

Rested at this hotel from 15 to 25 July. What can I tell you? People, if you have already bought a ticket to this luxury hotel - we sympathize with you. If you are thinking - feel free to refuse. Run away from this concentration camp! ! ! ! ! And away from Durres! ! ! ! ! I'll start with the hotel. Directly from the purchase of a ticket. We were visited by two families: two adults + a child. Children 10 and 13 After buying tickets when booking rooms with our travel agent,
some incomprehensible bullshit turned out (sorry). Settlement depends on the age of the child! ! ! ! ! Children under 10 can live only on the ground floor, from 10 on the second, from 13 to 3 and 4. And those who have a child 10 years
one double bed and one armchair bed are provided. A child from 13 years old is provided with a full bed. By the way, from the age of 10 they take the price as an adult. At first, my friends and I got an equal amount. Then our travel agent found out that the bed of the 13th child needs to pay another 100 Euros. OK.

Upon arrival, it was found that ALL rooms are equipped with one double bed and each room has a standard bed for a child. The first question: what for 100 euros? I will continue. The furniture is new. Old air conditioner. Friends are not workers. We started blowing warm air on the last day, thank God! ! ! ! ! Balcony is not an option - mosquitoes! ! ! ! ! Cleaning is also their method! ! ! ! ! They made the bed and took out the garbage! The sand on the floor lasted two days. And only after three reminders to the administrator, the next day he was removed. But instead of three towels for each left only one set, the others probably can. The staff (except for two or three animators-administrators in one person) does not speak Russian or English. Ukrainian is also not understood. I want to dwell on the bathroom separately. Meter by meter.
In this case, the toilet is located so that (sorry for such intimate details) we sit on it sideways, otherwise the legs do not fit even in a child. They rest on the bedside table from under the sink. Let's go to the restaurant. To get started, estimate the opening hours: breakfast from 07:00 to 09:00, lunch from 12:00 to 14:00 and dinner from 18:00 to 20:00. Until 20.00 you could be on the beach but do not run! You run, because more or less something decent from seafood gets only the first 10 people. Then, of course, take out, but it takes a long time and ask a lot. Seafood: small mussels and the same shrimp, there were halves of crabs (without any devices to disassemble them, whatever you want and break the shell or just look), octopuses and
incomprehensible fish. For breakfast they give a couple of types of cheese, sausage, already fried omelette for everyone and already fried eggs,
which are a little warm and just float in fat, there are boiled, flakes with milk.
All oversalted food is a feature of Albanian cuisine. Two types of yuppie ala cherry and orange. And yes, and horrible-looking cucumbers and tomatoes are forever sluggish, not fresh. At every corner, Albanians emphasize that they have all GMO-free vegetables and fruits. This is controlled only at the state level. We came to the conclusion that the owners of our hotel are buying everything in Turkey. Import of vegetables from GMOs is not prohibited! Three soups for lunch, I don't know why. Risotto or pasta, chicken and incomprehensible fish. Three salads. Sweet cherries or watermelon. Dinner alone. Frankly, I want to eat an hour after eating. And for children in general! OK,
it was possible to buy something. But the feature of the hotel - nothing, absolutely nothing you have no right to bring to the room. No food, no fruit, no drinks, no soft drinks, no alcohol! ! ! ! ! ! ! Nothing fine 50 euros. You can really buy and eat at a special table on the hotel, almost wire. Alcohol is not allowed there either.
WITH

The hotel's all-inclusive alcohol system includes red and white wine, beer and brandy. The rest is for money, and as you know, not for small. In the evenings there are two options: from Monday to Wednesday you are allowed to sit under many-aged pines and breathe the healing air. From Thursday to Sunday, club music is played in a volume that can be heard in the rooms. Young children cannot sleep. The music screams until 23.00. Nobody dances - I ACCOMPANY! ! ! ! ! ! ! In front of our eyes, the mother of two children approached with a request to make her quieter to the administrator and even to the hostess - no reaction! ! ! ! ! Music interferes with all vacationers, but it's a feature of the owner, to do everything not for guests, but on the contrary, to make people uncomfortable! ! ! ! ! With food from the restaurant you can also go out to eat only somewhere in the corner of the fence. There are no prohibition signs. We took shrimp in the evening and decided to spend time outdoors.
I emphasize that beer and shrimp were from the restaurant at the hotel.
We were remarked that we could not eat it in this place. People, you are not guests - you are prisoners in this place! Well, separately about the beach and Durres or the villages around it. So. On the beach there are sunbeds, umbrellas. There is no towel. Bought for 4 euros in a shop near the hotel. Everything is paid on the beach. I forgot to say that the hotel is located on the second shoreline. Not far from the sea. The beach and the village in general are very similar to our rest: Skadovsk, Zatoka, Iron Port. The sea is muddy, shallow, there are algae. And all this fun costs 1400 euros! Like this!