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Written: 15 august 2011
Travel time: 25 july 2011
Who does the author recommend the hotel to?: For a relaxing holiday
Your rating of this hotel:
4.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 4.0
Service: 3.0
Cleanliness: 4.0
Food: 3.0
Amenities: 4.0
the hotel, according to the documents - 3 stars, the beach is really a stone's throw away, then boulders, then 3 meters of sand, BUT THE SIGN IS FORBIDDEN, there are inscriptions in an incomprehensible language nearby, the administrator reassures - bullshit, it's clear what will happen - no insurance without options, there is a salty lake near the hotel, but you can’t go there behind the fence - like a nature reserve, I remember: in the restaurant there is a short distribution and at the end a healthy trough with an inscription complimenting the service staff, at the entrance there is an inscription "for taking out food a fine of 5 euros video control", the door to the pool from the restaurant it is wrapped with wire (like there is nothing to relax), access to the sea from the hall - two healthy sliding doors, strict inscriptions on them - do not think not to close (the handles are only from the inside)
reluctant to do the mechanism - it’s better to scare, It seemed to me that a motto can be hung on the hotel “We’ll do everything, tomorrow, or the day after tomorrow, or later, probably . . ”
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