No way no way

Wretched hotel. The furniture is old and dirty. They sat down on the sofa in disgust. Towels washed to the holes. There is no air conditioning. Heating did not work - supposedly out of season. The food is terrible. For breakfast - constantly liquid oatmeal with lumps, occasionally sausages or fried sausage. A couple of times there were eggs. A plate of cheese, sausages and ham, cereal, sour cream, an incomprehensible cupcake - that's all grub. For dinner - borsch or soup warmed up in the microwave, as if yesterday's potatoes... There were no hot drinks for dinner. You had to pay for boiling water!! ! The Cerberus waitress constantly monitored the guests - as if they had taken something with them. The constant confusion with the key card led to the fact that the iPhone was stolen from the room. The director of the hotel blamed me for all the troubles. Although the sofa was broken long before our arrival, and I didn’t steal my phone from myself...