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If you want to feel like a smeared piece of shit, separated from the world, this hotel is for you!
1. Let's start from the territory - literally from the doorstep the hotel will meet you with the smell of a swamp and rotten meat with a caustic persistent plume, not a single perfume will save the situation.
2. Tired rooms with faulty air conditioners, broken tiles and rust, cockroaches and other surprises will give a special piquancy in the next few days for your money.
3. And the singing of birds will be replaced by local construction, the noise of a drill and sawing of bamboo, so get ready.
4. The beach will be decorated with glass, mud, and a huge dump of algae, well, it’s also like nothing when neighboring beaches are cleaned to a shine.
6. Wi-Fi is a rare luxury - free access is provided to you as much as 15 minutes a day, as an option, you can choose a paid version for $ 7 per hour.
7. And yes, these are not all the gifts, if you order an excursion from the Hotel right now, you will overpay 100 or even more dollars. They didn't get drunk, you say?
8. By the way, the buffet is so varied that choosing an omelette or scrambled eggs for breakfast will turn out to be a whole quest, well, or a task for What Where When, so Alexander Friends will help you. And during the commercial break you will be offered pineapple, mango as a bonus, and that's it. So hang in there!
1. Let's start from the territory - literally from the doorstep the hotel will meet you with the smell of a swamp and rotten meat with a caustic persistent plume, not a single perfume will save the situation.
2. Tired rooms with faulty air conditioners, broken tiles and rust, cockroaches and other surprises will give a special piquancy in the next few days for your money.
3. And the singing of birds will be replaced by local construction, the noise of a drill and sawing of bamboo, so get ready.
4. The beach will be decorated with glass, mud, and a huge dump of algae, well, it’s also like nothing when neighboring beaches are cleaned to a shine.
6. Wi-Fi is a rare luxury - free access is provided to you as much as 15 minutes a day, as an option, you can choose a paid version for $ 7 per hour.
7. And yes, these are not all the gifts, if you order an excursion from the Hotel right now, you will overpay 100 or even more dollars. They didn't get drunk, you say?
8. By the way, the buffet is so varied that choosing an omelette or scrambled eggs for breakfast will turn out to be a whole quest, well, or a task for What Where When, so Alexander Friends will help you. And during the commercial break you will be offered pineapple, mango as a bonus, and that's it. So hang in there!
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