Ошшень неплохо Oshshen not bad

We were in Royal Azura in Makadi Bay from 08/02/2008 to 08/16/2008 with my wife and son (3.5 years old). Okay, just what I asked for after careful site selection. A lot of greenery, quiet, sandy beach, lagoon, after 40 meters - a coral reef, there are all their underwater wonders that made an indelible impression on us. You immediately feel that the Creator had enough inspiration, imagination, and colors... I felt like Ichthyander and Jacques-Yves Cousteau, warm water keeps on the surface, so you can swim indefinitely, I swam until the salt corroded my lips. I ripped off my fins on corals, you can buy special slippers there, they ask for 10 euros, although the red price for them is 5 dollars.
They fed variously and for slaughter, for every taste, meat, fish, poultry, rice, pasta potatoes, vegetables, soups - for everyone. On the third day, I realized that I did not get pleasure from food, because. I don’t have time to get hungry, I stopped going to lunch and it became normal : -)
All their alcohol is so full, so it’s probably worth taking a couple of bottles of tonic and a couple of gin or tequila from duty free, ice and lime there with you. I was "in the eyeballs", mostly blowing hibiscus, the child - pineapple juice (orange and guava are also in the assortment, but, strictly speaking, these are not juices, but nectars), and my wife tried everything.

Cola-fanta-sprite - at least get drunk, ice cream, cakes, all kinds of pastries in a huge amount and variety. Melons, watermelons, apples, pears, oranges, grapefruits - constantly, grapes were given once, but there are no nectarine peaches. Their cottage cheese and yoghurts are very sour for my taste, and the milk is excellent.
The small one quickly read what was what and time became
from time to time quietly run away somewhere. Finally, I tracked him down - he got the hang of going to ice cream in this way, I don’t know how he explained to them there, but he had no problems, he ate selectively chocolate ice cream : -)
Animation concerts are fun (all Romanians, together one dance group, which has been rocking there for a year). The audience - 80% French, a few Germans, Negro Arabs, well, our compatriots, every evening one of ours managed to get drunk on local swill, but there were no excesses. Places by the pool and on the beach are occupied, if not in the evening, then early in the morning. It was upsetting that the rednecks would take the place, and for the whole day they come before dinner for half an hour, and a good comfortable place is occupied all day...
I remember a green parrot that flew in from somewhere
the size of a chicken, flew in, sat in the shower until the children scared him away. And their pigeons, like our turtledoves, are brown like that, I have seen more than once how they fly up under the shower, which drips a little, raises a wing and its armpit - drip-cap, then substitutes another wing, refreshes, cool. I also remember the dude - a sort of young hippopotamus, kills under 120, all covered with tattoos, there was only one thing missing - in capital letters: BON APPETITE! They also pinned six blacks rushing across the sea on a banana, it’s a pity there was no camera at hand : -)
Windsurfing, catamarans, canoes, bikes, sports - everything was free, but everything was for everyone. Skis, a banana, ATVs (almost killed Hondas with bald wheels), horse-camels - for money. We didn’t go on excursions - they all didn’t smile for the whole day and with a little dangle in the heat. The wife and the little one slept for 10 hours at night and 3 hours during the day, slept for the future and did not get bored.

If it were not for the cost of the plane, then it would be very cheap to rest - $ 100 for three people a day, this is very acceptable. Where for that kind of money you can eat almost around the clock (if you wish) in four restaurants, bars, live in a room with air conditioning, 40 TV channels (there are 2 Russian, 2 Ukrainian), with a refrigerator (two liter bottles of water are changed every day (you need to drink boiled , so as not to blow through), a can of cola and sprite), with a hairdryer, with a kettle (instant coffee "Nescafe",
cream, Lipton tea, sugar, incl. for diabetics - they change every day), linen and towels are changed every day - and you don’t need so much, they didn’t have time to use it. They clean daily and VERY high quality, left them $ 1 as a reward - they changed all the curtains, hung new ones ; -) With a salary of $ 40 a month, people plow for real, unemployment forces them.
So, in general, everything was great and I liked it, and if you wish, you can get to the bottom of anything - like an ant ran across the balcony.
You can not read reviews until 2007, in 2007 they did renovation, new plumbing, etc. Be careful with the air conditioning - I caught a cold before leaving.