Hotel for a long "memory" ;-)

Written: 13 august 2010
Travel time: 28 july — 9 august 2010
Who does the author recommend the hotel to?: For recreation with friends, for young people
Your rating of this hotel:
6.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 7.0
Service: 5.0
Cleanliness: 5.0
Food: 3.0
Amenities: 6.0
Well friends!! ! the first working week after returning from Greece has come to an end and it's time to leave your feedback about our vacation.....
It all started not bad.... we went to a 4 * hotel with the hope of a very good holiday in a very good hotel.
The first half of the hope came true (the rest was a success), but the second half was a little unlucky..... although against the backdrop of a good rest, the hotel will "roll with beer"..... now a little more about everything.
There were 2 of us, then 4, then 6. In fact, we spent all 12 days in such a friendly company. We went to Heraklion, Malia, for a boat trip. In general, a vacation in Greece is not a vacation in Turkey or Egypt, and there is no point in staying in one hotel, therefore, treating a hotel where, in fact, you only sleep is worth a certain discount.

Hotel: relatively recently renovated (which is important - there is air conditioning (free of charge) and a TV set with 2 Russian channels, and one of the channels is turned off for 3-5 seconds every 30-40 seconds and, according to the law of meanness, at the most interesting moments). the furniture seems to be all new, the shower is normal, there is a hairdryer (though on a very short wire, there are 2 !! ! mirrors, one of which is in the bathroom at a normal height, but the one in the corridor for dwarfs had to be combed while sitting. Cleaning every other day but if you ask, they MAYBE clean every day, but without changing the linen. The hotel is for spending the night!!! we can't talk about any 4 stars!!!
I can note from the pluses, besides the fact that it was recently renovated, its location. In general, there are only 2 streets in Hersonissos, one main road, where all the shops, and the second embankment, where all the taverns, restaurants and nightclubs. So here and on that and on other streets it is almost round-the-clock noisy. There are many hotels on these streets. Our hotel was advantageously hidden exactly in the middle of the alley between these roads, and the noise of neither cars, nor wild, drunken, eternally yelling Dutchmen, who loved to yell when they returned home from clubs (such sad....one at a time . . ) reached us.....without girls....). So, from the noises near the hotel, only the sound of cekat remained..... but this sound was enough for us for 12 days. These are their local grasshoppers or locusts, which yell as if they are sticking needles under their nails..... and sometimes they don’t stick, but more often they stick..... By the way, from this sound in Greece, in my opinion, there is nowhere hide at all, so if you decide to go, you will have to put up with it !!!
Pros are over!! ! now about the minums - he is alone, but he is enough...... food !! ! I don’t want to write about how it was for a long time, I’ll just say..... take a lot of euros with you so that you can have breakfast for 4 euros in any of the many taverns on the beach, as well as have lunch and a delicious dinner.
The hotel even coffee and tea was for 1 Euro after 9-30 am. And trust me, no coffee and no tea bags are worth the money. If you still have fresh memories of breakfasts in all-inclusive hotels.....well.... condolences.
Well, if you follow your figure, then you are here)))

We did not experience any problems with food, but we practically did not eat at the hotel..... except for watermelons in the evening... and then we had to wait....It was easier to sit in a tavern and order what you want. And taking into account the size of the portions..... together you can get drunk with beer for 15-20 Euros so that when you get up from the table, you will definitely move the table with your stomach..... )))
I hope this review will help you make the right choice...... We went at our own peril and risk, because there was not a single review on the Internet....and we did not regret it at all. I speak for all 6 people from our friendly company.....
The main thing is to rest with a positive, and not to look for only the bad in everything !!!
Have a nice holiday!!!
p. s. I'll try to post some pics.... .
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