Больше ни ногой!!! No more foot!!!

I think it’s already clear from the title how much I liked the rest, but for people who are just going to this hotel, I’ll tell you more. It began with the fact that they settled on immediately upon arrival (at 10 am), but ...the room was occupied!! ! They made a surprised face at the reception (really! why would they know? ! ), asked to wait 40 minutes, then another 40 minutes ...We waited 2 hours, at 12 we just impudently went to this room, since we don’t have any keys didn’t take it away, it was already free there, but it wasn’t removed. They cleaned with us for another 30 minutes, we were kicked out to the balcony. In general, they cleaned us out of our hands very badly, but it was only our recreation that got so bad, other tourists were quite happy. However, you can close your eyes to all this, if not for the rest of the annoying trifles and not trifles at all. Food. Terrible. You can’t take cutlets in your mouth, they don’t know how to cook meat at all, except for turkey - it was twice in 2 weeks, every time it was excellent.
Twice there were sushi, a rare muck: raw rice, winded nori sheets. They also gave something like dolma, only with minced fish, also disgusting. Potatoes are creepy both in appearance and in taste. Reminds me of Rolton puree. THE CHILDREN'S TABLE IS NOT AVAILABLE! What they call the kids' table is the daily fries and nuggets. I don’t allow my child to eat this in a peaceful life, but here there was simply no way out, she wasn’t hungry to go. In short, there was no pleasure in eating. The pool is one and quite small. From one edge with a depth of 1.15 from the other 3.6. My 10, height 134. She could swim only in a limited space (limited by buoys! ) About two meters wide and only in between water aerobics, water polo, water dancing and all that nonsense that takes place every 30 minutes.
There is another tiny pool with hydromassage - it is shallow and suitable for very young children, but the water was icy all the time, I don’t know why, and the children practically did not appear there. The animation is disgusting. Virtually non-existent for children. Why do I say practically, because in principle it was, but Where, When and most importantly How I did not find out. In any case, not a single animator, including those seen with children, has ever offered me and my child to participate, play, and so on. By the way, there is no animation in Russian. That is, there is some girl (the only one! ) Russian-speaking, and by the pool during the day they periodically clumsily invite you in Russian for aerobics or bocha, but in fact in Russian they won’t tell or explain anything else to you. Evening animation IN ALL LANGUAGES EXCEPT RUSSIAN, although Russian tourists in the hotel are about 1/3. Sadly. Wi-fi is. But only in the lobby (does not catch in the rooms !!!

), where it is always noisy and crowded, and for 3 euros per hour!! ! At home, I pay 490 rubles for a month of unlimited. Here 3 times on Skype and here it is - my monthly subscription fee. By the way, there is a children's play area with different machines, also for money. And for adults there is billiards and some other board game, also for money. In general, there is nothing to do there in the evenings - you will be offered to watch a children's play in English, or a lotto game, or some other dull activity. In short, everything that allows you to relax and unwind - delicious food, comfortable rest, interesting leisure (animation), this is not all in Irene Palace. Of the benefits: 1. The very fact of vacation2. A new place, a new country, a different culture is always interesting. As they say, a negative experience is also an experience. 3. The sea is pleasant : )