Подпорченные впечатления Spoiled Impressions

I'll start my review by saying that we are unpretentious tourists. We always rested in Sharm. There are few reviews about the Kozgoda hotel on the Internet, so we went at our own peril and risk and got there. We did not need golden toilet bowls and other frills. The only thing we are against is living in a shack and wiping ourselves with a piece of paper. But I'll start in order. Colombo Airport is 110 km from the hotel. We drove for 4.5 hours, hungry, exhausted to the limit. Someone was sick, someone tried to lose consciousness. You will not find more terrible than this road of death anywhere else. So get ready for the first test. The second test is the houses in the hotel, where the humidity is 100% and the air conditioners do not work, they do not work in any house, it is useless to change housing. And then, as in a fairy tale, the further, the worse. The staff never woke up - bartenders, waiters, cleaners - all in a somnambulistic state. There was a buffet for breakfast and dinner. But a custom-made dinner turned into torture. Exactly an hour and a half passed between soup and dessert, tea could not wait even once. Food is a separate conversation. After the Egyptian abundance, I wanted to cry, making a choice between rice and pasta. Moreover, spices made this meager food unfit for consumption. The next test is that long thick snakes that live in the river crawl around the hotel. And there is a possibility that such a guest will crawl into your house when you do not close the door to the terrace, trying to escape from the stuffiness at night. As it happened to our neighbors. You will not be able to sleep without a fumigator, otherwise clouds of mosquitoes will drink all your blood, and with the fumigator turned on they will drink only half. Going to the toilet at night, be prepared to meet a frog, a lizard, a large beetle, similar to our dung beetle, and a large black cockroach, a meeting with which you simply must rejoice, as royal blood flows in his veins. You cannot dry wet towels. The hotel has not heard of such devices as dryers, so you will, of course, attach towels to the backs of chairs and chairs, but your useless work will not be rewarded. Hoping that instead of wet and dirty they will bring you dry and clean towels is not worth it, no need to barge, gentlemen. Egyptian hotels now seem like paradise to us after what we had to experience in Kozgod. Of course, if you have iron nerves or really want extreme sports, go, do not spare money. I was offended that all the positive emotions received from the magnificent amazing nature were smeared because of the hotel service. Dear ladies and gentlemen! Be vigilant!