Ничего хорошего. Не то, что ждали Nothing good. Not what was expected

The hotel is not really a hotel, but just a hotel. There is no reception as such, only a small counter under the stairs, where most often no one is there and no one watches the keys. And not even 3 * with the declared 4.
The rooms are empty and lifeless, with very little light. Yes, there is a condo and a hair dryer and a balcony, but they are very uncomfortable. The company was in 2 quadruple rooms. Feels like a concrete box. There is no television there. Internet catches weakly and in some parts of the room. In our room there was not a shower, but a bath, and there was no stand for a shower head and there was no curtain either. Washed as it is.
The territory of the hotel . . This is loudly said. Yard with a table. Nothing more. And everything was overgrown with a stupid plant that climbed into the eyes everywhere.

The cleaning lady comes once a day when she pleases. He doesn't understand Russian. And if at the time when she came you will be in the room, she will wipe where you are not and will leave and will not return. We got it like this: one day we were sitting on the veranda and she cleaned everything except the veranda, the next day we said that there was no need to clean, come tomorrow, tomorrow she came, but not on time (we were busy with business), asked her come later, but she did not come. Total 3 days we were dirty. Although the towels are changed every day. The beds are made simply and without much art. What is in the photo is if you pay money. By the way, money even accidentally left on the nightstand is a tip.
Soap, shampoo - do not wait. When we checked into the room, the kettle did not work for us, the door jamb was torn off and it did not close. I reported this to the cleaner, she chatted something on her with sad eyes and left. The next day she told me that everything was arranged, the kettle was new. By the way, the condensate from the air conditioner flowed straight onto the veranda, so there was always a puddle there. And it never got fixed.
And finally - the promised breakfasts. Firstly, the restaurant is located 200 meters from the hotel. There is a strange and unpleasant waiter. And breakfast is nothing. Nothing has ever changed. The food was left over from evening orders (potatoes, pasta in one container). There was almost no taste. Of the sweets, only a pie with jam and that's it. There are no fruits. Everything. There was nothing special. The breakfasts are terrible. And yes, no coffee! Only tea, water and juice. And no coffee for breakfast!
Beach. Umbrellas, sun loungers are free, but you don’t even want to go there for free. Coca-Cola umbrellas are crooked, broken. Everything is worth it. You lie down and rub your hand against your neighbor. The hotel's beach is small, a lot of people! And without a sunbed and an umbrella - only in a tiny area you can lie on someone else. You can't move sunbeds and umbrellas! "NO POSSIBLE" they shout to you! Beachgoers clog "their busty" the best places that you will never be allowed to. You can't go to the beach at night. They kick you out.
It is very noisy in the evening, because not far from the beach line where discos-bars are completely poked, in which different music plays at such a volume that even earplugs will not help. The darkness of the people in the evening. And sooo noisy.