Want to spoil your holiday? That way.

Written: 11 july 2013
Travel time: 30 june — 7 july 2013
Who does the author recommend the hotel to?: For recreation with friends, for young people
The room turned out to be very small (although I knew that everything in Montenegro is compact, but this room was clearly not enough). The hostess turned out to be a big bully. We communicated exclusively with her daughter. They don't speak English or Russian. We wanted to change the number. But everything was busy. We wanted to move to the back of the building, so that the balcony had the best view, but they could not relocate us. And it's for the best. It turned out that there was some kind of compressor at the end of the building, which every few minutes gives out a shrill whistle or wheezing. And it's very annoying. In the morning, when a representative of the tour operator came and answered questions, tourists complained a lot. Two women of about 50 years old were very outraged. They couldn't sleep all night. To which they were told that this problem is every race. If they want, they can come to the office and they will try to move them to another villa. O_o...... for your money, still run and look for another place to live. That's just a question. If you know about the problem, why are you putting people there?? ? We had another joke. Near each door on the floor there is a cheerful sconce. Near ours too. But the light bulb burned there all night, and the front door was half glass. Glass is not transparent, but light passes through. This is how we slept all night. In fact, they didn't sleep. I couldn't help but feel like I was on a train. A narrow room, two beds side by side and a light bulb in the hallway. The street is noisy....the only thing missing was the sound of wheels. Looking ahead, I’ll say that for the whole week while we were in Montenegro, I NEVER got enough sleep. There was NOT A SINGLE night that I didn’t wake up. They solved the issue with the light bulb by simply unscrewing it. The representative of the tour operator was supposed to resolve the issue with the hostess, but no one helped us.
The pillows in this villa are not very comfortable and the beds are small-single, despite the fact that we ordered a double bed.
There was a stove in the room. Sort of like a mini kitchen. But there was no sink. Dishes had to be washed in the toilet. But even dishwashing liquid and sponges were not there. There was also no outlet for a kettle in the kitchen. So this device migrated to the nightstand by the bed, where I hardly found an outlet. It's funny to say, but there was no elementary brush in the toilet. When we went down to the hostess, we were told that we could use the shower instead of the brush. . . O_o. . . {{s By the way, there was only 1 roll of toilet paper. So we bought it ourselves. The towels were of such a size that they can only dry babies (or the left leg today, and the right one tomorrow). With a washbasin, this is generally a joke. You try to brush your teeth, you bend over, you put your head under the glass shelf, you rest your head against the faucet, and you have to place your ass in the shower stall. Elbows have absolutely nowhere to go. We have to keep the canopy, but the water flows down the hands to the floor. And with all this, the door to the toilet opens inward. Which makes the space even smaller.

And we were surrounded by villas, very shabby with time. Fungus on the walls and cracked paint gave the buildings an unforgettable look. Moreover, our villa was very nice (of course, it was restored in 2013).
The promised cleaning never happened. We changed towels once and took out the trash. According to the description, a hairdryer and an iron can be borrowed from the hostess. But I decided to do without a hair dryer, because I didn’t want to run to the hostess for every reason. The WiFi password can be found there. The speed is acceptable.
The villa is located on the opposite side of the Old Town, that is, very far from the Mogren beach, which we went to. Doing this way 2 times a day in the heat was not the most pleasant experience.
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