"неожиданный отдых" "unexpected vacation"

We started our trip by reading a lot of reviews about the hotel. But thinking that the bad reviews were written by "snickering" and spoiled by Turkish and other 5 * personal service, they ventured to go to the mysterious country of Montenegro. The first impression is the airport! ! I never walked from the plane to the airport anywhere. There are practically no complaints about the rooms, except for the lack of elementary ventilation. It is impossible to sleep with the windows closed, although the air conditioner freezes perfectly, but fresh air does not enter. Most of all, the transportation of linen by cleaners at 6 am on rattling carts finished off!! ! All 2 weeks we were jumping up and down angry and nervous from this roar at 6 00, and did not wake up rested and full of energy. The whole "Olinclusive" was in a bar where the heat is 50C in the room and all conditions are created so that you do not use "free" services. WI FI, which was promised in public places, worked only at the "reception" where all the air conditioners were turned off and the people, drenched in sweat, tried to access the Internet at collective farm speed, which constantly failed. Let's not talk about beaches polluted by gobies and glasses and sunbeds unexpectedly not included in the price for 10 euros a day and feeding in the dining room where there is heat and lack of any variety. For meat in front of the Montenegrins, I take off my hat 5 points !! ! ate it heartily. I was finished off by the attitude of the hotel towards the injured and not cautious visitors. It so happened that when collecting for a plane on the last day, I hit my little toe on the threshold in the bathroom. The pain is strong, but while they were going to endure it, an hour later the finger turned blue. I turned to the reception for medical help and a request to fix the injury, I canceled insurance 13600 before the trip. I was given an answer that I did not expect to hear: "take your passport and go yourself to the city hospital, we don't have doctors. " All this 40 minutes before departure to the airport. There was nothing to do, I went to the hospital, where I was even more surprised at the request to fix the injury, I don’t remember verbatim, but in general they explained that it looks like a fracture and bring back 26 euros, only then we will fix the finger and give a certificate. I tried to explain that I wouldn’t make it on time for the plane, but they don’t care, so I went to the hotel where they just say when they don’t want to do anything, “don’t reason with us. ” It is up to you to decide where to rest, but I will not go to this wild country again and do not advise anyone.