Terrible! Russian people do not humiliate yourself with such a holiday!

Written: 20 november 2013
Travel time: 3 — 17 march 2013
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Comrades! Don't waste your time and money on this terrible hotel! Were in it in 2001. When you leave after the "scoop", Turkey and Egypt, this place seemed like a fairy tale. And now? When you already felt the service, were everywhere, then it... sucks. Only nature saves them. They ride on it. The sea, nature, beach are incomparable. But this is where it all ends.
In order:
1. Territory. The center of the island has been turned into a dump. Everywhere heaps of garbage, everything is filthy. You can only walk on the paths.
2. Bicycles. Rusty and old. We found the bike we rode in 2001.
3. Number. Since 2001, NOTHING has changed. Rustic tulle with a boat, old plumbing, rusty fencing. But special attention was represented by rusty. buzzing like a samovar air conditioner. At the same time, he did not fulfill his function at all. Afraid of getting fungus from this old device, we slept on the shore. But in the morning the dew lay down and we wandered into the room. It's just hell!

TV is old. It was even funny. Our grandmothers already have plasmas! There is a Russian channel.
3. Safety. Attention on the island is the "dominance" of the Poles, who steal everything and everything. We put our glasses on a sun lounger and went swimming, Poles passed by and. . . ?? ? glasses are gone. A Polish couple settled nearby and watched from the window as a Pole stole cigarettes left from the evening from our street table. Then sweets, a lighter, a magazine were "stolen" from the table.
4. Room service. TERRIBLE!!! ! Once and then... Sweeping with a whisk. Sinks, bath, toilets were not washed, although we gave tips. At the same time, the Chaldean changed every day. Two days later, the shower gel in the containers ran out. To which we were told that the hotel does not have this substance. Run to buy! The same goes for soap and shampoo.
5. Service everywhere. Everything froze. Static. Maybe. Everywhere glasses and uncleaned tables. The child was running barefoot on the floor in the restaurant and... his feet were in a CRUST of dirt. There, the floor is not washed at all, it is also swept... They are all swept, nothing is WASHED anywhere. They don’t know the Russian language, despite the fact that half of the Russians in the hotel. He sees one person who knows the language, in the evening there is a line of people eager to solve problems for money. And he "pulls" bucks for everything!
6. Excursions. Primitive. Village, fishing. . . In other places it's more interesting and exotic. Don't take it! Just a waste of time and money.
7. Pool. The bar is staffed by Sri Lankans who attribute drinks. Carefully! Keep track of your account.

8. Entertainment. As the girls of Sri Lanka performed with dots in the dance and with panicles, they perform the same way. The same thing. There are no local dances. Everything is Indian. In the bars in the evening they also attribute it. Look at the score. Entertainment is primitive and does not correspond to the realities of the time. They only watched how the English dockers in scary clothes "howled" the Beatles. And so... Every day! In order not to injure yourself and your hearing, we went to watch the 1st channel on TV.
9. Sport. I'm sorry. But not everyone succeeds in this... Everything is paid. The field, checkers, chess, rackets, lights, the hall... Terrible! You have to pay for everything.
10. Internet. Haha! Not! He is not here! Only by the hour and for big money. Three months before this vacation, we were in the Seychelles, since the Internet was everywhere there: in restaurants, on the beach, in far corners, in a bathhouse, in a spa... Here, by the hour, the entrance to the premises and for 15 minutes you pay 6 dollars. Well, what can you say? Savages! Lagging behind the world of everything. Although the beach bar had access to WI-FI, the tables were always occupied by the same English dockers and thieving Poles. Spreading their legs on the tables, lounging, they yell on Skype to their fat girlfriends and parents.
11. Holidays with children. NEVER and FOR ANYTHING!! ! There are no air-conditioned rooms. Flies, mosquitoes. There are no children's centers. Nyan is not. Baby food. The children's pool is terrible. There is no children's inventory. Refrigerators in the rooms are not designed to store food. Everything is crammed with small things. The water is warm, since the refrigerator is small, and bottles of 1.5 liters are not included.
12. Design. Everything is abandoned. Poor people who lived in the far corners of the island. The beaches are deserted, in STONES, in thorns. You can only live in bungalows located near the reception.

13. And NOW THE MOST TERRIBLE!! ! Restaurants, food and service. Do not take lunch and dinner. Horror-horror-horror... Breakfast was also terrible. The eggs were spoiled, the products were all stale, there was no variety. If you come an hour after the opening of the tables, you will see EMPTY trays. In a five-star hotel, I saw this for the first time. They just close the trays with lids, wipe the distribution table and... go waltz. No variety. All "vtoryak", recycled after the previous meal. The chefs can't even make fried eggs. They don't speak Russian. Everyone is pointing fingers. I know English well, but PRINCIPALLY did not communicate with them in English. We bring them money, let them learn our language. Pastries are terrible. Desserts are all "shaky" jelly, falling apart from the heat. They charge money for tea and water. We didn't see tomatoes. There are ONLY grated CARROTS and giant cucumbers on the tables. When the hot stuff is brought out, a crowd of Poles rushes in and grabs everything. Sweeps clean. I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS. Out! Then we went to a fish restaurant. But even there. . .
Everything is bad. They take money for everything. Drinks in bars are SUPER expensive. Dirty everywhere. Disgusting food. The rooms are old. Everywhere fungus. Air conditioners are old. Even billiard tables are paid. Sri Lankans in bars attribute money. Be vigilant! Go to rest, not to survive... for your money.
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