Ужасно и очень ужасно Terrible and very terrible

I don't like writing reviews, but this is a special case. Never stay at this guest house!! ! NEVER!! ! I and the whole family have already regretted this.
Upon arrival, instead of the booked room, we were settled in a damp dressing room of the sauna with one bed (apparently intended for relaxing with prostitutes) for a WHOLE DAY, because our room allegedly had not yet been vacated. So apparently the owner earns extra.
Subsequently, the dressing room was not empty - arriving people were constantly settled there, and even with children (some lived for more than a day). We did not receive any apologies or recalculation of payment, and the rest, probably, too.
The holiday was ruined immediately and irrevocably.
All the photos on the sites are old - everything is completely different. Terrible unsanitary conditions everywhere. There is a mess in the yard and it stinks terribly from the supposedly pond with turtles, there are a lot of mosquitoes.

The common kitchen is a worthy decoration for filming a horror film - stink and garbage. Almost no dishes. Of the equipment, the microwave and kettle are veterans of the 90s (decrepit and yellow from the inside, like the tusks of a Yakut mammoth with stains of dirt and old fat).
Intestinal infection for the whole family was reliably and guaranteed (everyone was seriously ill for several days).
The rooms are all dead. And och och small - to the walls from the bed in all directions a maximum of a couple of steps. Although the rooms are clean and there is clean linen (well done maid). There were no sockets in our room. But there was a system of extension cords and tees, which entangled everything like a cobweb (and we are like spiders there) - apparently the wiring burned down (hello to local fire inspectors).
All plumbing is leaking - rags are carefully laid out in the toilet to collect water. When we were in the room, a maid with a plumber shamelessly broke in and began to cheerfully state that everything was rotten and everything needed to be changed. Again, without apologies, everyone cheerfully retreated. This is such a warm family environment.
The furniture is also dead. Closet doors are neatly placed next to it)))
Particularly pleased with the transparent door to the toilet in the room. Very convenient - you can immediately see what is busy and at what stage everything is happening there.
Especially about the owner. He promised to cook delicious trout on the grill, at the same time demanded money for it in advance (otherwise there was a case, they refused to take the fish and then we should have backed up, but... ). By the deadline, instead of the promised one, just fish from the oven was slipped + a couple of glasses of the cheapest local powdered wine. It turns out that he did not heat up the brazier because of us. No apology, no money, respectively, and traditionally not attached. So apparently the owner earns extra again. By the way, after us, the mother and her daughter stepped on the same rake in a big way. The faces of these lovely and intelligent women were probably the same as ours (thoughtful and slightly crazy from such a brazen deception). And so it is with everything. . .

A beautiful sea, an amazing climate, but everything turned out to be hopelessly spoiled by the attitude of the owners of this charitable establishment towards the guests of the resort. And + long live the famous and vaunted Armenian hospitality.