Если у вас лишние нервы, то вам туда If you have extra nerves, then you are there

Here we finally came to relax, and instead of "hello, welcome! " we were given a 15-minute lecture on what not to do. We took the most expensive option: a separate house with all the amenities, it has its own toilet and shower, it turns out that all the amenities end there. There is sooooooo little space in the house - there were two beds and a folding chair for a child; the only window that does not open and the air conditioner sticks out in it. It all started with him: the air conditioner rattled terribly, and without it, nowhere, the room is not ventilated, the child cannot sleep normally in stuffiness, because of this, my mother constantly had a nosebleed (pressure). I turned to the director with a question about the air conditioner, the lack of half of the light bulbs, to which I received an answer: "what complaints do I have? ! All complaints about the air conditioning plant! And in general, why did you come here, relax or what ?! " That's just the point, what to have a rest, but not to wind nerves. It turned out that the air conditioner is poorly fixed and it rattles so much from vibration that you can hear it behind the camp site, but we ourselves found the cause and fixed the problem, though it didn’t last long, it must be firmly installed. In short, I was shocked, I asked for an alternative room, of course, it was not there, but after we asked for a refund, several options were immediately found, but I had already found another very good hotel (of which there are many and closer to the sea , and cheaper, and the staff is more friendly) "Pier" with its own access to the sea. We stayed there for two whole nights, when we left, I heard so much new things about us and so many parting words that it’s disgusting to repeat what freaks we are all, and they are kings. There is a dining room on the territory of viburnum, but this is loudly said, several tables set almost on top of each other; in terms of prices - quite expensive, but in taste - a rare dirty trick, and even monotonous. There is a much better dining room at the Snigeri Hotel and even a cafe on the corner, there are also several eateries nearby. The only plus is the ennobled territory of the camp site. If suddenly you decide to cook there yourself for your family, then give 100 a day for using the kitchen, parking is paid, there is even a service "rent an electric kettle" (in other hotels it's all free). So, if you want to have a good rest, then it is better to go a little further to the sea, there are wonderful hotels with both rooms and bungalows, and most importantly, that they all have all the amenities, not like in Kalina - most of the rooms have public amenities. Apparently, people go there who have never been to other hotels and have never tasted sweeter carrots in their lives. These are lazy people who do not want to find a decent hotel for themselves.