Сервис ниже плинтуса Service below the plinth

Hotel La Manche - external gloss and design do not correspond to the content and service. When we checked into the room, we were met by an electric kettle with a torn off!! ! at the bottom, on the floor, there was a broken-down iron on the board - as we understood, one for the whole hotel, with which the maid irons the bed linen right there, as a result, we got the impression that we live in the laundry room of the hospital’s infectious diseases department, since the balcony smells of washing powder and there are fumes from ironing Linens plus in the hotel are washed with chlorine!! ! laminate flooring in the room and in the corridor. Nevertheless, cockroaches live well in the bathroom, garbage is taken out irregularly, and the room is not always cleaned either. Unpleasantly surprised by the signs on each door that you can’t slam them, otherwise they will fall on your feet, this humor we they didn’t understand... Apparently, the hinges are kept on parole, and to put normal doors and fasteners, the toad strangles the hotel owners. The minus of the hotel is that there is actually no local area, only the hotel administration often smokes on the curb, including maids.