Here everything is and ! At the entrance you are offered to take off your shoes (), and the hotel, for a second, is 3-storey. A pack of Persian cats basks on the kitchen tables in the dining room ()
You are kindly invited to view the rooms, even those already occupied, though in the absence of vacationers, ().
If you suddenly want to use the pool - please, this is the most interesting thing in this . The owners quietly open the tap, you splash around without suspecting a dirty trick, and then they say to you: “We, of course, wildly apologize, but YOU opened the tap, it took 2m3 and the garage flooded us: it costs 700 rubles, but for God's sake, we are by no means we don’t want to get rich at your expense, we are very wealthy people, we have shops and apartments all over Russia: You must understand that you caused damage to our hotel.
Be prepared also for the fact that if you try to justify yourself, you will directly get a slap in the face and even in a fit of rage they will begin to "shower" you with money, trying to get them into your underpants. And in the next seizure, the hostess, the cycloid woman, can lock you in the room with a key.
This is not an invention of a sick brain, we really experienced all this and much more on ourselves, in just 1 day. It is a pity that among us (and there were 6 children and 15 adults) there was no practicing psychiatrist. The tantrums of the hostess Svetlana Anatolyevna (who has big claims for the hotel business) replaced one another and we decided - do we need it ? ! (sorry, for our money).
You are kindly invited to view the rooms, even those already occupied, though in the absence of vacationers, ().
If you suddenly want to use the pool - please, this is the most interesting thing in this . The owners quietly open the tap, you splash around without suspecting a dirty trick, and then they say to you: “We, of course, wildly apologize, but YOU opened the tap, it took 2m3 and the garage flooded us: it costs 700 rubles, but for God's sake, we are by no means we don’t want to get rich at your expense, we are very wealthy people, we have shops and apartments all over Russia: You must understand that you caused damage to our hotel.
Be prepared also for the fact that if you try to justify yourself, you will directly get a slap in the face and even in a fit of rage they will begin to "shower" you with money, trying to get them into your underpants. And in the next seizure, the hostess, the cycloid woman, can lock you in the room with a key.
This is not an invention of a sick brain, we really experienced all this and much more on ourselves, in just 1 day. It is a pity that among us (and there were 6 children and 15 adults) there was no practicing psychiatrist. The tantrums of the hostess Svetlana Anatolyevna (who has big claims for the hotel business) replaced one another and we decided - do we need it ? ! (sorry, for our money).
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