Holidays in November

Written: 7 december 2009
Travel time: 1 — 7 december 2009
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The official site of "White Nights" did not publish me. It is clear why. I will describe everything objectively. We arrived in the morning at 5 o'clock. After our persistent explanation that it was on their website, the security guard called the oversleeping porter, who gave us the keys to the room, in which all 2 drawers in the bedside table were broken and one of the two shades in the bathtub was broken. Having calmed down that this is a "transfer" number, we took a shower and waited for the morning. In the morning we were told that this was our number. What were the surprised faces and the undisguised whispering of the porter girls (they do not like the number) to our questions, but still then we were given another number. About the dining room. Yes, in the beginning there was some variety of food. But then, announcing that we are the "last vacationers, " we were increasingly fed sausages, dumplings, meatballs. What was constant was cockroaches, everywhere - on the walls, near plates of salads, with dry breakfasts, with tea bags. I do not advise you to sit near the wall, because. It's easy to spoil your appetite, okay I'm not like that. On one of the last evenings, in order to brighten up the evenings (the plans for the work of the sanatorium were repeatedly violated - there was no disco, the cafe on the 14th floor did not work), we decided to make a small fire on the seashore. Fortunately, there was a lot of garbage on the protected area of ​ ​ the beach, they were in no hurry to collect it. After half an hour of attempts (the branches were already wet), we made a fire, the children were happy, they began to fry bread, a "beach security officer" appeared and shouted that we urgently put out the fire, because. (literally) - we interfere with the scavenger ships. To our natural laughter, the "guard" said menacingly - what's funny to you ? ! To the delight of the border guards and the vigilant guard, we extinguished the flame. On the last day of rest, we decided to sit on the beach during the day and have a drink. We decided to ask the beach guards for benches. A man came out who introduced himself as the head of the beach and said that despite the fact that there are benches for vacationers, they are not supposed to be issued. And he yawned sweetly, apparently counting on a tip. But we decided to do it this way, and by the way, we had a good time. I also want to note the "shabby" of everything that is in the sanatorium (except, of course, the main entrance and 10 meters of the hall, where the "3 stars" of the hotel flaunts - elevators, corridors, etc. I heard a lot of interesting things from other vacationers (for example, half an hour the vacationer was ignored by the porter girl, talking on a mobile phone, and he did not interrupt her out of interest, looking straight into her eyes), but I think they will describe everything themselves. it and staff references that there are some problems in the boiler room). Maybe this review will not be blocked here, as they did on the official website of the White Nights sanatorium in the village of Lazarevskoye. I recommend visiting it and checking it all yourself.
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