Хостел Hostel

On business was abandoned for 3 days in this hell.
It was two days ago, so the memories remain warm.
1. Location.
The location is excellent - very central. In the very center stands a dead building with a wild entrance, which can only be determined by experience. There is a bar and reception inside. Bar before, it is primary. Because the guests
2. Service.
You are given a PILLOW the size of a child's fist as a keychain and the key itself. Next up are the elevators. There are 8 of them. The service ends with the number of dying elevators.
I do not recommend appearing on the floors in the corridors - it seems to me it is not safe, since the walls have not been repaired, nor have the doors. Inside: a bathroom (! ) with liquid soap, a gel or shampoo, two towels, a roll of paper. Hot water is turned off from 11 p. m. to 6 a. m.

A room with a tiny bed, a wardrobe with a 1980 tunic hanger, a description of the hotel's services and an unknown brand TV with 69 channels, one of which is porn (just like the hotel itself).
An attempt to order shirts to be ironed was met on the phone with chuckles in the background. The result - either you warn a day in advance or yourself. And the morning search for a room and its discovery became the logical start of a day that you want to live as soon as possible and not remember.
3. Cost.
Guys, not for this money. I understand that rush is based on oil and gas, but there is no explanation for the price.
It is worth noting that there are a lot of people. From which I conclude - the employer is stingy, and the hotel business in Russia is not developed. Would be developed - the equivalent price of $ 100 per day - not the price of this service.
4. Nutrition.
Someone somewhere wrote that the breakfasts are good. If you are used to drinking tea from a mug, eating fried potatoes in the morning, chopped fruit from yesterday's banquet, juices a la fruit drink, cheese for 90 rubles per kilo and canned ham, then this hotel is for you. Since the guests drank a lot yesterday, the parade of morning evil faces in saggy sweatpants of both sexes is guaranteed to you.
5. Cleanliness.
The merit of Rashi is that when there was a scoop, we were taught not to eat what the hell, walk in the bathroom with beach slippers, take toiletries with you, walk around the room in slippers, and use alcohol wipes.
If you still have money not to have breakfast there, limiting yourself to tea with figs, as well as all of the above, your body will be fine. And if the dirty window sill of the room and the dirty window bother you, then this is not your California hotel.