Thai Sex Tourist's Guide
Thai Sex Tourist's Guide
Let the girls do not anathematize me, but this topic, speaking of Thailand, cannot be bypassed in any way, otherwise the picture will be incomplete. SEX IN THAILAND IS, and for every taste. Here I will not open the Americas. So this page is more for boys than for girls. Although in terms of pleasure for girls in TAE, everything is also in order (I will also tell you).
The first thing to remember when going to Thailand is that there is no consensual sex (according to the principle “I already like you guy”) between adults in Thailand! There you have to pay for everything. Just like we do.
What, where, how and how
Topping the list of Thailand's main brothels are Pattaya, Bangkok and Phuket. And it is Pattaya that tops this list. As Konstantin Gensh (the author of my favorite travel guide) said, Pattaya is Thailand's main sperm-buck squeezer. He is absolutely right.
Walking Street is a pedestrian street in Pattaya. Here are girls dancing at their GO-GO bars, farangs picking up girls, trances inviting drunk tourists to taverns.
There are dozens of GO-GO bars on this street, the main attribute of which is counters with dancing half-naked girls. Each dancer has her own number. Come in, choose, pay and go. You want for an hour, you want - for the night.
Moreover, the women working in massage parlors and GO-GO-bars do not dare to call prostitutes. Somehow everything is organic. Therefore, even in the rough Russian tourist slang for Thai girls, a special name appeared - carrots.
The price for girls depends on how you can bargain, and how much she likes you (this is also an important factor). In popular GO-GO bars, the price usually starts from 3.000 baht per night (this is about 3.000 rubles). However, by bargaining, you can bring down the price. In the off-season, you can bargain for 1500 baht. Carrots from the pub will be much cheaper.
If you take a carrot for an hour, then it will take you to your room. Near most GO-GO bars there are cheap hotels with "short time" rooms.
The price of a carrot includes a "bar-fine" - a kind of compensation for the fact that the bar will lose by letting the girl go with you. For example, staying in a tavern, a carrot could dilute several customers for a drink, and leaving with you, it deprives the bar of possible earnings. They are compensated by the “bar-fine”. Bar fines range from 300 to. . . 1500 for some super girls.
However, the usual "bar-fine" ranges from 500 to 600 baht.
Moreover, in the process of negotiating the price (if it happens in a bar), the carrot will breed you for a drink for her. This is not at all because she wants to drink, she just has... a certain sales plan for the evening, and she must fulfill this plan. For example, for the evening, each carrot in the GOGO bar must sell 5 or 6 drinks to customers. And if she did not fulfill this plan, then the missing value will be deducted from the girl from her daily earnings. So after you buy carrot booze, the likelihood that she will agree to spend the evening with you increases.
In addition, each carrot in the bar has another plan: it must serve a certain number of customers in a month. The average is six or eight people.
Well, if something embarrassed you during the negotiation process, then in every bar there is an older one and you can always turn to her - this is mamasan.
Mamasan, as a rule, manages the girls, encourages clients to drink and maintains the microclimate of the team (wow!!! ). A good mamasan is worth its weight in gold. Indeed, otherwise the bar may lose girls, customers, and income.
And yet, in order to avoid trouble, before bringing a carrot to a hotel room, it is advisable to look at its ID-card. All adult Thai citizens, including carrots, are required to carry an identity card with them. This card is the size of a credit card. Such laminated crap with a photo of a girl, her name, date and place of birth.
If the carrot does not have an ID card, then it is possible that it is a minor (and this is a prison), or is a citizen of Laos or Cambodia, and most likely is illegal in Thailand. Happen something, and look for her fistulas...
Most GOGO bars don't have their own rooms. So if you rent a "carrot" for a short time, then you will have to take it to your room or "short time hotel" and pay extra for the room. Usually, carrots themselves know where the nearest hotels are located, which rent rooms for an hour and a half.
Main brothels in Bangkok
Among the most promoted cereal areas of the BKK are
Soi Cowboy, Nana Plaza and Patpong. Soi Cowboy is a small street running parallel to Sukumvit Road.
Located between Asok Rd and Soi 23.
If you get on the BTS (ground metro), then get off at the Sukhumvit Station or Asok stop.
Nana is another of the most famous entertainment complexes in Bangkok. The building was built in the form of a three-story square-well. Nana is located on Sukhumvit Soi 4. Now there are about 40 bars in Nana and around it. There are also "short time hotels" on the top floor. Nana Plaza is within walking distance of SkyTrain (skytrain) Nana Station. From the old city, that is, the historical center and from Khaosan, it is better to get here by taxi.
The Patpong area includes several streets - Soi 1, Soi 2 and Soi Tanya and has more than 100 bars. After sunset, the sidewalk along the north side of Silom Street and Patpong 1 (Soi 1) turns into a clothing and junk market.
Most GO-GO bars are located on the 1st floor.
The second floor - halls where they show pussy shows and numbers...
Throw to the north
The sex industry also operates on the islands of Thailand and in its north. So the most popular bars in Chiang Mai where you can pick up a carrot are concentrated around the central square, between Tha Phae Road and Loi Kro Road. This area and the nearby streets are called Night bazar. The surroundings of the Chieng Mai Night Bazaar are filled with taverns, bars and massage parlors. Star XIX is located on Loi Kroh Street. Halfway to the night bazaar on the right side of the road. At night, you can see pussy shows here, just like in the bars on the second floor in Patpong. 100 baht can be requested for entry, but this includes a drink.
aquarium girls
The concept of "Thai massage" is known all over the world. A real Thai massage is an extremely useful thing, he was convinced on his very first visit to Thailand. However, when you go to the massage parlor, do not confuse traditional massage with all other options, such as “oil massage”, “aroma massage”, “oil massage”, etc. All sorts of “oils” and “oils” are a scam for sex. First, the masseuse will undress you, smear you with oil; to clear his conscience, he will poke his fist in the ribs a couple of times, and then offer “boom-boom”. “Boom-boom” really will have to be paid to the masseuse at a separate rate (on average 2000 baht). As a result, officially for a massage - 450 baht, for a masseuse for a "boom-boom" - 2000 baht. Moreover, this rule is typical for almost all Thai massage parlors. In short, if you ordered a non-traditional thai massage, then you came for something else...
Probably the only place where you will not be offered to get laid is the Wat Pho Monastery in Bangkok. There is only traditional massage. This is the oldest school of Thai massage and the most authoritative. There "boom-boom" no boom no boom. Another type of sexual services is body massage, also called soap massage.
Body massage is done only in certain salons. Body massage parlors are scattered throughout Bangkok. There are five of them in Pattaya. Finding a salon is not difficult, just tell the taxi driver "wee-wee massage. " Many of the Thai taxi drivers do not understand the word "body". Prices for a body massage session range from 1600 to 4000 baht. Moreover, the collapse of prices has nothing to do with the quality of services. The average cost of a session is 2500 baht. The session lasts an hour and a half.
The central hall of the body massage salon is a kind of aquarium. Behind the glass, as in an aquarium, dozens of carrots are sitting. Any girl can be chosen. Each has a number pinned to the chest. And, interestingly, the manager of the establishment most often does not allow to come close to the glass and look at the girls.
Having chosen the carrot you like, you go to the room with a bath. Here you will be washed, covered with foam and... massaged with your naked body. That, in fact, is the whole massage. Further continuation - at the request of the client. Everything, as they say, is included.
Body massage parlors are scattered throughout Bangkok. There are five or six of them in Pattaya.
Body massage parlors can be found in the BKK on Sukhumvit Road. So in the Sukhumvit area between the “second” and “fourth” jays (lanes) there are a bunch of taverns, beer, GO-GO-bars and Annie's massage parlor. Right there on Sukhumvit, Soi 12 is the Darling Massage salon. The salon is located in the back of the courtyard on the right. A very decent salon. One of the nicest in Bangkok. 30 carrots can be in the aquarium at the same time.
Another area where there are many body massage parlors in the BKK is Pechburi Street.
The most popular body massage parlors in Pattaya are located in the northern part of the city - SabaiLand (102/1 Soi 3 Pattaya 2nd Road), Sabai Dee (435/52 Moo 9 Pattaya 2nd Road). The most promoted and one of the most expensive body massage parlors in PTT is Sabai Room.
Another, less well-known body massage salon "PP Massage" is located between 3rd road and Soi Buakow. The price of pleasure is 2400 baht per session (i. e. for an hour and a half).
Miracles below the belt
Pussy show. Another attraction for tourists. On a small stage, Thais show what can be done with what is between their legs. And with this very place, they not only open bottles, but also shoot, etc. In short, you can see. Cool. The circus is the circus. Many people ask how to watch a pussy show, bypassing intermediaries who stick to Wilkin (Pattaya), and invite them to watch universal girls. As a result, at the entrance to the hall, you unfasten barkers from 100 to 200 baht. In fact, many pussie shows are free to enter if you show up on your own, and the price of the show is the booze you order. So many barkers on Vilkina invite to the Fantasy show, which is located right next to the hyped GO GO bar Angelwitch (pictured). If you stand facing the entrance to the Angelwitch, then "Fantasy" will be on the right hand, in the depths, under the arch. Come in, look, drink. Yes, and more. At the entrance to the "Fantasy" a barker may also jump up to you. We faced it. Some cunning weirdo who, according to Vilkin, is reluctant to hang out. I took it and settled at the entrance. He sees - people go without an intermediary, and he is right there: like I brought. You tactfully send him off - and into the hall.
In addition to miracles "below the belt", you can see several numbers with shemales on the pussy show.
There is no vulgarity there, but it is still better not to take children there. Here: a spectacular fire show, beautiful costume dances of transvestites and live advertising of local carrots.
Girls love it too
As I said at the very beginning, the other half of humanity is not forgotten in Tai, alas, not traditional. The most famous lesbian taverns in Bangkok are Shella, Zeta and Lesla. Shella, Zeta (29 Royal City Avenue) is open daily, while Lesla is open on Saturday and Sunday evenings.
Shela is located next to Lumpini Park.
"Lesla" Sukhumvit Soi 55 (Soi Tonglor). Here is the biggest lesbian party (boys not allowed). The entrance fee is about 150 baht.
Here are the perverts!
And now, what everyone prefers to keep silent about - Blowjob-bars. As the name suggests, "blowjob bars" specialize in blowjobs (slang for blowjobs). Some of these bars have bar counters at the bottom with curtains cut into them. You sit, drink, and at this time, the girl behind the counter provides you with these same services. However, not all bars have curtains like this. In some, everything happens right in a conspicuous place. If this is too cool for you, then you can ask to be taken to a room next door. They are usually free. Fee per session from 500 baht.
Here is a list of blowjob bars sorted by hot spots in the BKK:
* NEP (Nana Plaza): "Rosemary", "Spider's web".
* Patpong: "Kangaroo", "Three Roses", "Star of Light", "Star of Love".
* Soi Cowboy: "Afterskool", "Lolita"
Here is a sample list of blowjob bars in Pattaya: Billion Bar (Soi Pattayaland 1), Pump Station (Soi Post Office),
Blue Hawaii (Soi Yodsak), Blue House (Soi Pattayaland 1), Bullring (Soi Yodsak), Cocktail Lounge (on Soi 3, on the Welcom Inn grounds), Golden Girls (Soi Post Office), Jasmine Pub (Soi Yodsak), King Kong (Soi Yodsak), Spicy Bar (Soi Post Office).
