Остров невезения, в океане есть... An island of bad luck, in the ocean there is...

So ! I ordered a villa with a pool, but a night in Bangkok with a completely unnecessary excursion for me and a lack of desire to buy anything led me to the idea of ​ ​ correcting the situation. I found a small site on the Internet with transfer services from Bangkok to Koh Chang for a very reasonable price (I had to remember the entire vocabulary of a foreign language, what is English... where without it... ) Agreed. Now the official website of the hotel - and ordering a bungalow online for a day - also agreed - Visa card. Hello Bangkok! To your left - to me to the right, I see my name on the sign and a "normal" smiling Thai that takes my luggage into the car. 5 hours of travel on the roads of the country to the city of Trat, ferry and I at the hotel reception. Good bungalow, even very, about 20 meters from the sea. The water temperature did not please)) - too warm (I grumble). A little whiskey, then some more. . . sea. . . nap. . . In the morning I am transferred to the ordered villa. No, I was walking nearby, with luggage) The private area of ​ ​ the villa is wonderful, a large pool of approx. 35 sq. m. the interior is good air conditioning, all the amenities you need, a few frills in the form of a home theater, etc. . no coffee maker. . ) Love know coffee as woke up. And now. . woke up... Morning, a few steps to the sea, sea, sea. . . the wooden gate does not open - no, it is not on nails, just my compatriot with his family, placed his carcass grunting with the pleasure of being, because in the neighboring hotel he did not find shade from the sun, despite the "Private only" sign. The second day, why spoil yourself and others rest - a little further there is another way out to the sea. "Groundhog Day" - the next morning, only now the father of the Kazakh family. . . You Russians spoil everything, where you appear everything is bad, where should we be ?!... He left again through another exit. Chill Out) In NG for some reason I fell asleep at home, drunk, but I remember, at the level of sounds, pleasant music in our hotel and animation nearby, harshly and in Russian according to the forgotten script of Turkish publishers with firecrackers - louder, cooler and cheers for everyone. One of the following days is morning, I'm still at the sea, and not in my pool! Under the shade of a hanging tree. . . How many people with large crosses on their chests, apparently a corporate party of the Russian Orthodox Church. . . I note one of them. . gray-haired. . . Not far from me. . . I haven't been to church for a long time. . there is a lot to say. . . Petrovich, if you go to 7Evelen and take a beer, we are this Hu. . let's get going and let's go for a ride! this "holy father" said, referring to the same crusader, trying to start a boat with a motor nailed by a wave. "Hurry up buy up the painting" - looking at me as the most hated debtor - the Thai addresses me persistently with some kind of Chinese samizdat for sale. I haven't seen Kustodiev girls washing their underwear in sea water for a long time. ) there is a photo and I will tie it to the review later. Do you speak Russian ? Yes, sure ! a guy from a nearby 3 * hotel addresses me - you took a photo of my girlfriend. . . spermotoxicosis hit the guy. . . It seems to me that I understand why boys have problems in bed very early, to see an aunt in a thong - a tan for "all the money" does not care about cellulite, proudly riding on a topless mattress - hello Thailand! Good hotel, good territory, good rest, if it is separated from the "tagilians" of different nationalities. In the garden, or rather to yourself, the pool is also water.