Бикини Боттом. Просто дно отельного сервиса. Bikini Bottom. Just the bottom of the hotel service.

Not a hotel, but a soviet sanatorium. Dusty, dirty, old and a lot of pensioners. You can check into a normal room only if you have a child or if you are infirm. There are a lot of families, Russians thump at night, they go yelling, the acoustics are luxurious, going to bed is not an option. Young couples are settled on the 4th floor in super lame little rooms that look like a closet. The bathroom smells all the time, you just turn on the water. There is nothing in the room except a TV, two glasses and a thermos. Wi-Fi throughout the hotel is paid, 600r so that. Deposit 100 bucks, although this information is not on the booking. Cleaning the room is just a nightmare, I'm not allergic, but a week was enough for me to choke on snot from dust during each night of the remaining rest. They clean up normally if you stand with Cerberus, and show where to wash, wipe. Towels are changed every other time, usually they just fold the old ones neatly, although it is clear that they are still damp. Money for tea does not help, the glasses have not been washed even once. The condo works, but is not configured, either a refrigerator or a sauna ??? ? there is only one socket for the whole room, it is located in an extremely inconvenient place, the adapter is issued for the rec, but also doubtful. There is no safe in the room, there is a rec. Towels for the pool are given out on cards, breakfasts on coupons (normal breakfasts, buffet). The sea is dirty. Go to the center by tuk tuk with a change of 30-40 minutes. Moreover, there is no guarantee that a tuk-tuk travels back along this route, so it will take a lot of time to find the best route. Total drive to the center costs about 250r. In short for the money is not a hotel, but sucks. The star rating is worth 2 stars, but I would have taken them. Bikini Bottom!