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Rooms:
6.0
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1.0
Cleanliness:
5.0
Food:
8.0
Amenities:
1.0
I apologize in advance - for some non-compliance with spelling - whoever doesn’t want to, let him not read, but fly into that nightmare where we visited
1. location-terrible-a small shed squeezed on all sides by taller buildings-one of which is being restored-so the sound of a grinder during the day is provided to you-no entrance-people run for 500 meters with suitcases-this is how the first Thai callus was earned-in 5 meters in front of the entrance, local Uzbeks have been frying something all day long - smoke and stench are appropriate - a solid grade two
2. rooms - well, it’s just a kick-ass - I lived in 8 hotels - but I’ve never seen anything like this - to be honest, I have experienced a lot - but even in the zone and in student hostels it’s much better with us - what you saw in the pictures, don’t believe it - most likely this is the one they have a room for advertising purposes - we, a family with a 2 year old child, took a deluxe room - paying 100 percent for six months - and put another bed in a single room and that's it - we moved only along the wall - there was no not only a table, they didn’t even put fucking stools, but a view of some kind of ramp, every minute along which someone passed and politely greeted me lying on the bed, that is, we lived all day with the curtains closed, there is also a personal life - and here it is - in the evening I opened the curtains and then - three lamps 5 meters away right in my face - closed it again - that's how we lived
no soundproofing at all - the balcony door did not even hold back large mosquitoes - every morning the bumps were smeared - at the front door there was a gap of 3 centimeters between the floor - so while lying on the bed I visually observed who was walking along the corridor - tile everywhere - pipets - someone there moved the chair by 5, screeching, and so around the clock, here’s something else, some designer came up with the idea that the shower room with the bedroom should be connected by glass, but I’ve been living with my wife for a long time, and if there are guests in the room, and if she went there in the morning and I'm still sleeping and then the whole world is in my face
the TV-we stopped by-turned on-not a damn thing is visible-our Kamchatka blizzard is on the screen-but there is sound-for 5 days we applied to the reception-masters came with a different number of screwdrivers-hell there-smiled-asked for money-sent -but at least the radio we were-rating-solid 2 minus
3. staff --- very smiling people - they don't do a damn thing - and ask for money
gave money, they began to smile more, but they also didn’t do a damn thing, sent
4. pool-not bad-but-open around the clock-located under the balconies-so somewhere from two in the morning you are guaranteed to listen-since there is no soundproofing-drunken orgies delivered to the room
cleaning-no-if you swam and smoked yesterday, then tomorrow an ashtray with your bull is waiting for you in the old place
staff - first you catch the boy for half an hour to take a towel from him, then an hour to give it back
bar-I don’t even understand why it was made there-for 21 days it didn’t work for a minute-assessment-a solid deuce
5 staff - as mentioned above - they don’t do anything - the rooms were cleaned only after dinner - and the mini bar was never replenished for 21 days - they only ask for money - sent - a solid deuce
6 cuisine - decent and dishes change - solid 5
now the main thing that prompted me to write this opus is people, don’t be so angry, well, you didn’t get a vacation like mine, why mislead others
by the way, for every word I answer with a whiskey bubble
we flew with three families - 8 people
and everyone will subscribe to my every word
and now the end
1 ashamed in front of friends whom I invited
2 it's a shame in front of the children to whom I promised a fairy tale
3 disgusted that me again....
THIS IS MY LOSHARA
And this particular hotel sucks - I wouldn’t draw any stars for him - the usual Chinese market - PEOPLE take care of yourself and your money
1. location-terrible-a small shed squeezed on all sides by taller buildings-one of which is being restored-so the sound of a grinder during the day is provided to you-no entrance-people run for 500 meters with suitcases-this is how the first Thai callus was earned-in 5 meters in front of the entrance, local Uzbeks have been frying something all day long - smoke and stench are appropriate - a solid grade two
2. rooms - well, it’s just a kick-ass - I lived in 8 hotels - but I’ve never seen anything like this - to be honest, I have experienced a lot - but even in the zone and in student hostels it’s much better with us - what you saw in the pictures, don’t believe it - most likely this is the one they have a room for advertising purposes - we, a family with a 2 year old child, took a deluxe room - paying 100 percent for six months - and put another bed in a single room and that's it - we moved only along the wall - there was no not only a table, they didn’t even put fucking stools, but a view of some kind of ramp, every minute along which someone passed and politely greeted me lying on the bed, that is, we lived all day with the curtains closed, there is also a personal life - and here it is - in the evening I opened the curtains and then - three lamps 5 meters away right in my face - closed it again - that's how we lived
no soundproofing at all - the balcony door did not even hold back large mosquitoes - every morning the bumps were smeared - at the front door there was a gap of 3 centimeters between the floor - so while lying on the bed I visually observed who was walking along the corridor - tile everywhere - pipets - someone there moved the chair by 5, screeching, and so around the clock, here’s something else, some designer came up with the idea that the shower room with the bedroom should be connected by glass, but I’ve been living with my wife for a long time, and if there are guests in the room, and if she went there in the morning and I'm still sleeping and then the whole world is in my face
the TV-we stopped by-turned on-not a damn thing is visible-our Kamchatka blizzard is on the screen-but there is sound-for 5 days we applied to the reception-masters came with a different number of screwdrivers-hell there-smiled-asked for money-sent -but at least the radio we were-rating-solid 2 minus
3. staff --- very smiling people - they don't do a damn thing - and ask for money
gave money, they began to smile more, but they also didn’t do a damn thing, sent
4. pool-not bad-but-open around the clock-located under the balconies-so somewhere from two in the morning you are guaranteed to listen-since there is no soundproofing-drunken orgies delivered to the room
cleaning-no-if you swam and smoked yesterday, then tomorrow an ashtray with your bull is waiting for you in the old place
staff - first you catch the boy for half an hour to take a towel from him, then an hour to give it back
bar-I don’t even understand why it was made there-for 21 days it didn’t work for a minute-assessment-a solid deuce
5 staff - as mentioned above - they don’t do anything - the rooms were cleaned only after dinner - and the mini bar was never replenished for 21 days - they only ask for money - sent - a solid deuce
6 cuisine - decent and dishes change - solid 5
now the main thing that prompted me to write this opus is people, don’t be so angry, well, you didn’t get a vacation like mine, why mislead others
by the way, for every word I answer with a whiskey bubble
we flew with three families - 8 people
and everyone will subscribe to my every word
and now the end
1 ashamed in front of friends whom I invited
2 it's a shame in front of the children to whom I promised a fairy tale
3 disgusted that me again....
THIS IS MY LOSHARA
And this particular hotel sucks - I wouldn’t draw any stars for him - the usual Chinese market - PEOPLE take care of yourself and your money
Translated automatically from Russian. View original
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