Вернемся в Цезарь! Let's go back to Caesar!

The wonderful hotel Caesar, or as the Thais say, Caesar, is located in the heart of central Pattaya. Many people make a long journey by tuk-tuks with transfers to get here and to nearby markets, and we lived here - lucky ones!
Friendly staff, huge hotel parking, a clean and large pool, a two-tiered place for sunbeds (if you want to sunbathe above the pool, you want by the pool), a spacious royal hall - did we really come to the top three, I thought on the first day ? ! This is a solid four by hotel standards!
The rooms are wonderful! Clean, bright, especially liked the bathroom. Everything was cleaned on time, no one scared us with dirty towels on the last day - as some wrote here. Tea was left every other day, but it was always clean and good. In general, if you treat the staff well and don’t be a bitch and shake your rights, then you will be treated accordingly.

Breakfast: scrambled eggs, sausages, ham, mashed potatoes, stewed vegetables, salads, quail eggs, noodles and rice of various kinds, pork with sprouts, pies and jelly, toast, toast in an egg, mashed soup. Separately, I note the white cold "milk" from the tank next to the orange Yuppi - try, like Smecta, something very tasty. And try coffee - not on the buffet, but take it for a fee to the pool in the morning . . ohh, what delicious coffee with natural cream, they bring you to the sunbed on a tray in a jug. Pleasure costs... 60 rubles! ))) In general, the menu of the hotel itself (for a fee) is not bad, but we ate at the Eroy Dee restaurant right around the corner, then at the Festival on the 0th floor (for 300 rubles we ate together), and then we tired and we ate noodles with the Thais right on the street. Russians were amazed, ordering borscht and stuffed with Leys chips - people, you came to where incredible food, incredible fruits, everything is cheap, and you eat a fur coat or Russian salad in the old fashioned way! UzhOs))) We even ate seaweed chips - super! For the whole holiday, not an ounce of anything hinting at ours. Chang beer is good, wonderful mangosteen wine (like the mangosteen itself - it is considered the most delicious fruit on the planet), good rum.
Russian-Chinese hotel. The hatred of Russians for other nations was very striking. People, and you want us to be loved as tourists all over the world after this? ! Once we witnessed how the Russians, already elderly husband and wife, smoking and drinking by the pool, for no reason began to yell at the Chinese, they say they are talking loudly in the pool. The Chinese were shocked! I could not stand it and asked my husband to swim up to apologize for the "compatriots" - as a result, we met the Chinese and they were very nice and friendly with us. I had to remember more than once about the cattle-Russo-tourist: one vomited on the deck of the boat when they returned from the island of Koh Lan, the other swung at the Thai on the beach, because he does not know the Russian "give-bring" (nothing that the Russo-cattle does not know elementary English "giw me to beers"?! )
But Pattaya is still 90% Russian, if you do not like our tourists - you are not here. The city itself is noisy, always rushing, in lights, mixed smells of food, sweat and the sea . . The city lives mainly at night. A girl is not afraid to go out at night, but a man . . )) At the bars along all the roads, "girls" sit and offer to have some fun for single men. so wives, watch out - Thais are very beautiful, young, with clean skin and straight shiny hair. We love the city! Exactly what you need for outdoor activities for young people who are thirsty for extreme, adventure and exotic people.
Prices. I will name just a couple of examples and you will understand everything. Denim shorts with guipure - 100 rubles (1500 in Moscow), a leather bag - 1200 rubles (5000 in Moscow), the average bill in a restaurant for two with a drink - 600 rubles (Moscow time - 2000). Fresh cocktail of kiwi, papaya, mango and pineapple - 40 rubles (Msk - 300). Fruit up to 100 rubles per kilogram for any kind. Pork skewers on the street - 10 rubles, soup on the street (super tasty) - 30 rubles. And be sure to try the locusts, larvae and frogs - very tasty, no gag reflex. We kindly ask you not to go to "latex factories" on excursions - this is a lure from guides, the pillow itself costs three times cheaper in any Pattaya store. By the way, I bought myself at the Festival and am very pleased.

Were on Kwai and in Bangkok, as well as in the garden of Nong Nooch. I liked everything, we recommend everything. They themselves went to the Temple of Truth in Pattaya, to the observation platform, and to the observation tower, where they descended from the 54th floor. on a garter - super! They also took a motorcycle taxi to the sea market - they gathered crabs, shrimp and snails there and ate, washing down with mangosteen wine - by the way, this is how we ate by the pool in the evenings - you can’t swim after 7, but it’s not forbidden to dine with everyone in the gazebos.
In general, we are the first time in Thailand + we are sooo picky, and this vacation was just perfect in everything! Yes, there are those for whom the step in the pool is crooked, and those for whom the ants interfere (by the way, do not leave the fruit in the room on the table - there will be no ants, it all depends on you), and those for whom the hotel bottle not updated by the staff gel - the tragedy of the century, and those who take pictures of cracks in the floor or stains on the windows. But this is not about us. Everything was incredibly cool with us, from start to finish, and the Caesar Hotel played an important role in this, because whatever one may say, you spend a considerable proportion of your time in it: you sleep, wash, get ready, eat, swim in the pool.
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When people were taken on excursions from different hotels, we looked closely and asked how they were resting. And we realized that compared to them we were in paradise. When we arrive in Pattaya, we will only arrive in Caesar - why risk it ? ! There are not so many good tresheks in the city! And he is one of them.