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Back in 2003, I was lucky to go abroad for the first time, and the first country I saw was Tai!
Head off (exotic, culture, religion), impressions so far, not words to say, not a pen to describe!
The plane flies for 9-10 hours, arrives in the capital Bangkok, there you take a transfer and go to Pattaya, it takes 2 hours, it is very interesting to look at the scale of the roads of the developing country of Thailand. Kyiv, compared to Tai, is not a village, but just a hole.
The hotel is a standard normal 4 *, the rooms are ordinary, not new and not old.
The hotel is not in the city, so prepare money for a tuk tuk taxi, or you will have to walk from the hotel all the way to the main road, it’s 5-7 minutes and it’s cheaper to catch tuk tuks there, because tuk tuks are expensive near the hotel!
I had only breakfast according to the system, so it makes no sense to describe what breakfast was there, everything is standard with breakfast.

The beach - well, I didn’t like it, dirty water - a chronic disease of Patai. There is a swimming pool, you can also splash there, it is more or less beautiful.
Animation is non-existent.
Excursions - Nong Nooch Garden (interesting), Crocodile Farm (so-so), the Royal Palace in Bangkok (interesting).
Trips to the city of Pattaya - breaking patterns, a bomb, a fairy tale! Going there with your family would be a big folly, because Pattaya is only for men!
The main street is saturated with debauchery, barkers for pip shows are on every corner, ladyboys, just Thais, sex is in the air everywhere!
There is even a bar where you sit down, drink beer, and girls sit at the bar and give you a blowjob. You watch this because the top of the bar is made of glass.
Everything about sex will no longer be, I will say that the price of the issue is from 15 dolyars.
By the way, you can take a girl in bulk, for the entire period of your stay.
She will definitely fall in love with you and you will think about how to bring her to your homeland 
It's true, Thai women are the dream of any European, they are obedient, without royal ambitions and other emancipatory crap!
For 5-10 dolars you can go by boat to Coral Island directly from Patai, it's just a buzz, there is clear water, ocean surf, and nature is like in a bounty clip! The price of this tour also includes lunch on the beach.
The food in the city is all very peppery, but I, as a person who grew up in the Caucasus, could eat everything without question, those who cannot eat spicy - hold on, it will be tight, say when placing an order - BUT SPICE PLEASE!
The food is very cheap, I ate in city cafes, there are also restaurants, but it will be more expensive there. A lot of seafood, a shark right from the aquarium of the restaurant can be cooked for you and yum yum : -)
About the hotel, I just want to add that it was far from the center, and the sea was still not clean.
It would be better if the money that was spent on travel to the city went on trips to the coral island, since in Pattaya the whole sea is dirty, well, except that it is a little cleaner on Jemtien !!!

P. S. in Bangkok I lived at the REMBRANT hotel - an excellent hotel, I spent 2 nights there, it makes no sense to describe it!
P. S. 2. Money at the airport is charged not only on arrival for a visa, but also on departure, so don't waste everything!