Долгожданный отпуск long-awaited vacation

Hi all!! ! I am writing as it really is... because I myself read reviews about this hotel here....of course, much is exaggerated !!!! ! When we went with my wife, we found reviews from all resources and, of course, were shocked and ready for what awaited us... In fact, the hotel is normal, but not for people who love Chic... and so on in order...
1. The hall. . . yes, it's beautiful, but we walked through it. . . we didn't sit in the lobby much. . . what's the point???
2. Retsepshin - In Russian, it’s not a belmes, but when you speak English with them, they understand us 50/50 exactly like we do them (5 key... ) but no one has canceled the sign language !!! ))) And I was also very pleased with the "THAI STUPOR" !!!! )))) When you speak to them in pure English, did I receive messages, in response to big eyes (like a pooping mouse... ) and does not know what to answer... and we are 100 % knew what they sent us... And when the clinic was held, they answered that nothing came to your room....

3. ELEVATOR - Normal, mona laugh with ads in it - "Fresh LOCAL delicious". . .
4. Room 730 - I repeat, we expected the worst and got so-so!!! ))) from 5 to 2+. But we are not picky, we came, spent the night, left... Someone wrote that living creatures can be found....yes, small ants can be found, but mostly near the window....view of the bay, a dump under the window... )) ) Things were dried in the bathroom for 6 hours dried up... CHECKED !!! ! We cleaned well, but we left 20 baht... The safe in the room is generally a fairy tale... it closed with money and passports... it opened at 12 noon the next day, by a specially trained Thai....after which it was handed over to the reception.
5. Basik is good. deep and the water was clean. . . although with bleach. out of 5 to 5... yes, there is a construction site nearby, but it is not big and does not interfere !!! ! no matter how it is not the season now and it is necessary to ennoble the territory !!!!
6. BREAKFASTS - it's kick-ass!!! ! we got breakfast on the third day! ))) DRINKING. . . We went out for breakfast hungry and I ate everything. . . and with each exit I liked the food less and less.... on the 7th day I ate fruit.... the only thing is sea food - cuttlefish, squid, shrimp was made like a salad... but I ate current 2 times... there are two types of small sausages - light (chicken) - Mr. and dark (pork, stand aside ) - better and even edible !!!! )))
7. MOST IMPORTANTLY - there were a lot of CHINESE in this hotel, they bullied me, I almost even slapped one of this kind of yellow-skinned people in his small eyes....My wife and I exit the elevator on the 1st floor (pretty prepared for the evening hike) , and this little thing, without noticing us breaking into the elevator, naturally I hit him with my shoulder and let my wife go to the exit...
FOOD to the statue in the stall is designed specifically for them !!!!! ! therefore, and especially we - the Europeans do not like it !!!

p. s. 2. were in the rooms of friends in the Kozi in the new building....in my opinion the rooms are 5 out of 5. I especially liked the large window from the bathroom to the room...
p. s. 3. ate current seafood and fruits... there are many eateries nearby, for 2 of us it cost about 15 dollars. (soup, salad, mussels or shrimp). Lots of Russian cuisine, but I think it takes 7 hours to fly and eat borscht....