страна контрастов land of contrasts

the flight itself was very alarming 9 hours is not weak for someone who does not like to fly (but they flew back from the travel agency in business class on the second floor, it’s cool whiskey champagne as much as you want. I watched four movies on DVD. They give out a personal set of slippers, ear plugs for sleeping, a bandage blanket. dinners in ceramic dishes so you can fly for 20 hours. . . ). . . from Russia, on the plane before the flight, they went through the type of face control at the steward or the security guard, he pestered someone with claims for a sluggish look. . . in flight (flying at night) behind a group of overgrown teenagers yelled without stopping, apparently booze (the circus is a menagerie on vacation), then I woke up from the stench, they vomited sorry into the aisle, it’s already apparently not right. . . there was no Stewart's security guard, and close by, only the stewardess girls with a dead look were afraid to get stuck. . . the neighbors of these morons who neighed and vomited themselves wiped the floor so that it didn’t smell - apparently they were still going to sleep and the vomiters were already lulling. . . In the morning I went to the toilet to wash. . . it's all stuffed up with a stench, a slippery floor and a sink to the brim.... if not for my zaya, I would have dropped these clowns at night so that normal people would not spoil the flight. . . Arrived airport large glassy and cool. . quickly filled without queues and went through what you need !! ! and the bus is also big and cool. . . the road was surprisingly smooth, straight and there were a lot of interesting cars, but they drive calmly and don’t stand in traffic jams like we have in the scoop !! ! (there were six-level highway junctions on an excursion in bankoke and didn’t see traffic jams at rush hour !! ) everyone was taken to hotels ours was almost the last stop. . the room was still occupied?? ? and we were offered to live in a wooden cottage on the lawn. . . which turned out to be very cool. . there were no insects, but we are shopping malls from Murmansk and bloodsuckers are not unusual for us, we bought sprays and I sniffed around the windows. . little. . by midnight on the street where we were sitting in the garden, apparently they flew in, because in the morning my legs itched. . . the house is very nice shower toilet with bidet TV set lcd russian programs double bed refrigerator furniture everything is ok nearby across the path the hotel in the hotel is quiet even though there are only russians. . . about food. . . Thais have no concept of hunger in principle. . . there would be sauces. . . so food is everything that is not nailed down. . . but how delicious! in restaurants along the coast, you can sit together, take, as we say, the first second salad and local beer (and they can give you a second bottle or cocktails for free if you come at the time of discounts) for two you will have three hundred rubles. . . but alcohol such as viskar and so on is cheaper with us, so. . . the hotel turned out to be a very inexpensive restaurant and girls or boys (it’s hard to make out there) were attentively and kindly served. . . near the hotel there is a shop where prices are the same as everywhere else and everything is there, Thais also come on mopeds with camping kitchens (it’s in the order of things for them because they don’t have sanitary and epidemiological surveillance beggars. . ) we often took fried chicken butts and shrimp with mussels-class (seafood it’s better to take on the beach there people with barbecues go and cook in front of you, I took a kilogram for one and a half baked sea bass (he said in Russian) - it looks like two beers a plate of mussels a plate of thick shrimp snails sauces-300r but I had to bargain !! ). the sausages fascinated us, they thought they were delicious, and our guide (a barbarian from St. Petersburg, well done, although tortured by shabashki) asked the seller of the cook. . . it turned out there was no meat at all in them !! ! cool people. . . they like to bargain, you can bargain for half (at the bazaar you bought souvenirs and gifts you bargain before and it’s not clear what they live on then....) and naive. but Pattaya has already become Russified, so the money is closer to the body. . . Yes, for those who are ignorant in Thailand, the concept of wastewater treatment plants and so on is unknown to them (you will notice at the hotels at the entrances and along the roads and sidewalks there are lattice hatches and from there the smell is a drain into the sea! ) Everything runs into the nearest body of water, but no one poison and does not die - spicy food as an antiseptic. . . the food that they eat in their mouths cannot be broken into a golem chili !! ! tourists are served a far easier option there. . . on excursions. . . their palaces, temples, statues, this is definitely a must see and touch. . . everyone should go to the fruit farm. . what they bring to us is Mr. . . there is a different taste. . we ate pineapples there, there is no such taste in Russia. elephant farm is very cool. . Jungle riding is unforgettable. but I still want to go to Bankok, I liked it very much! It makes no sense to go to a snake farm. . . a small display of sleepy tortured snakes selling ointments at a three-price price (they are much cheaper in the village on the river kwai) on the river kwai-accommodation in floating hotels. . . dinner pool with bubbles with ice cream beer. in the morning on large rafts with a bar and whoever wants to wear life jackets floats down to the waterfall (in the off-season it is a stream along the wall) there is swimming (I already talked about the local "sewerage" and there along the shore of the hotel on the water in the rooms you can see the river in the toilet. . . ) I was not extreme and did not swim THERE, but it’s worth looking at the squealing dates of our tourists! . We took mom for joints very satisfied. . . all the roads on the tour are not close, but it is interesting to look out the window! the crocodile farm is also informative. a taxi boat ride on the water bank and lunch (buffet has just everything! ) on the 80th floor of the hotel. . latex factory-drying of products but very useful and high-quality pillows mattresses of a thought they vacuum pack them as a parcel and an example a double mattress becomes a box from under shoes!! ! prices but not latex you can be sure. then a jewelry factory there is a chip, these are stones, gems, here they themselves are miners and the price is low. . . feeding carps another find of the Thais is a waterfall falls into the pond and carps with two kilos swarm on them to "walk" you can take bean pods and swim in and feed such an awesome massage. . . and of course the show of transvestites is bright and informative. take a walk on Walking Street to take a look or sit over the water in a restaurant with a Russian menu and a "Russian-speaking" cook (everywhere in Thailand there is a Russian translation) I was pleased - capital vodka dumplings pancakes are not an issue. . . but cook already a thousand and a half. . . we went to the islands to swim (there speed boats go like taxis) there, as in the bounty advertisement, the sand is white palms, but the food is expensive because beer juices on the shore are twice as expensive as going deep into the island to the store (experienced tourists rent a moped and they go to look for beaches on the islands themselves, as in the city, they got on a moped and went to the shops, there is a map, they will show you how to get there) in the morning the blue sea swims, but by lunchtime the tide is low and the water goes about 20 meters from the shore (I climbed the reef there and stepped on the sea hedgehog maybe one splinter on the strength my zaya lamented called the tour operator they sent to the address to the hospital I arrived there everything is white clean as if the air conditioner had arrived in europe the TV set in the hall automatic coffee tea free of charge I was interviewed by smiling nurses brought to the computer the doctor came put on a gurney they took me to an ambulance they gave me a phone from there, a "Russian" voice asked what hurts me and how long ago I explained, pinched, anointed, bandaged, they said it's a trifle and there will be a desire to come in for a dressing tomorrow and sent to the reception where the girls were given a package with antiseptic tablets and from tetanus with a bandage with cotton, everything was signed with my data on a photocopy. vacuum packed. They didn’t take the money, they said the insurance is cool!!! ! I want to get sick in Thailand. . . ) I really liked it in Pattaya, I want more!!! !