* OVNO RARE

Written: 7 august 2014
Travel time: 15 — 22 july 2014
Your rating of this hotel:
1.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 3.0
Service: 1.0
Cleanliness: 1.0
Food: 1.0
Amenities: 1.0
I wanted one urgently to rest for a week, but the catch is that hotels do not like to accommodate men alone. Confirmation for 25 thousand rubles gave the "African queen" ...
“I won’t pour water, ” so I’ll try to write briefly, and without emotions, whoever wants to draw the necessary conclusions himself. And there will be questions, write torro777 dog Yandex ru

CONTENT:
1. Accommodation
2. Dining room
3. Pool
4. Sea / Beach
5. Hotel bar
6. Bar by the sea
7. TOTAL STEALING
8. CONCLUSIONS

1) ACCOMMODATION:
Placed well, quickly, room 212 was given without a "bribe". The room is not the worst option, spacious with a pleasant view of the pool and the sea, a refrigerator for extra. fee...Everything. This is where the good impression ends. True, for three more days the mood was more or less supported by reserves from the dutik : -))

2) DINING ROOM:

Food - there is no assortment at all, the quality is disgusting (it's really not possible to eat), there is absolutely no children's menu (this is infa for parents). Such a long queue for meat, I have not seen in any hotel.
Despite the "all inclusive" for lunch and dinner, they give only one glass of drink (wine, beer, juice or water). When asking the waiter to give two glasses, they make square eyes, and the opportunity to get an additional glass is to give a bribe, or make a scandal. Once they brought me two glasses of wine - half in each)))
The dining room staff is young and more or less normal, but older ones can smile for two days, and on the 3rd, if they don’t give a bribe, they look with anger and try not to approach the table.
More than once I saw how unfinished drinks are drained and re-brought to tourists.
A small example by which we can draw conclusions about the attitude towards tourists: a cook who fries pancakes saw that an electric tee was in a puddle, and decided to move it ...with a spatula for turning pancakes (!! ! ! ), then without blinking an eye reached out for pancakes (!!! ) to my objection - wiped it on a greasy apron (!!! )...
I already laughed ...and only after a repeated remark, slowly, slowly, quietly, quietly wandered for a new spatula. Pancakes while she was swimming - burned : -)

3) POOL:
It seems nothing, though I would like cleaner water. Often, especially in the mornings, "left" local young Arabs (!! ! ! )

4) SEA / BEACH:
300 declared meters from the sea - is nonsense, much more. The path to it lies through a scorched, littered wasteland. There is a choice, either to go on the left side, it stinks of garbage and a dead cat, or on the right, there is a stable and smells of horses. I chose the side of the horses))
The sea is up to 30-40 meters to the buoys, the depth is knee-deep-waist (when rowing, you can get it with your hands) and only near the buoys 2 meters.
Beach and entrance - sand. The sun loungers are mostly broken. Barkers walk along the shore with camels and horses. Those and others, respectively, crap. Local Arabs fish with rods and water guns next to vacationers (!! ! )

A hotel employee walks “controls” the beach, he can easily, if you are gone for more than 10 minutes, throw your things off the sunbed and sell it for 1 dinar to a belated tourist.

5) BAR IN THE HOTEL: from 11 am
Wine red, white, rose - sour is not possible. Beer is badass. Cola, fanta. That's all ...Oh, and they make cocktails based on them. Well, very slow bartenders.

6) BAR BY THE SEA: from 11 am
Only non-alcoholic.

7) TOTAL THEFT:
I don't know only in this hotel or in all hotels in Tunisia - TOTAL STEALING!! ! !
Almost every day, rob 1-2 rooms. They steal everything - money, gadgets, you will laugh - panties and bras. Safes at the reception are not a panacea, and disappear from there.
They steal from the pool (anyone can enter the territory), they do it like, while you are swimming, people with a pareo come up to your sunbeds, put it on a bag and take it away. I scared one of them, he ran away with a cry of “Sorry sir”, out of the territory. I went and said to the reception, but what's the point?
They asked what it looks like, can I find out? So these Arabs all look the same to me.
Personally, in my room, having opened the tourist lock, they pulled out 250 bucks from the bag. They didn’t take everything, just like that, they just “bit” bitten it from above. He wrote a collective complaint addressed to the hotel, they called the police, they took us to the police, they wrote statements there. No, well, of course it’s understandable, “it’s my own fault, ” but I don’t want to go to the beach with a suitcase and fasten it to a palm tree with a chain.
The owner of the hotel, 65 years old, gray-haired "fainting", with a glassy look, said that he could not fire the staff every time, and to the fact that I would not come to this hotel again, he replied - it's a pity, but others will come.

8) CONCLUSIONS PERSONAL AND COLLECTIVE:
Total poher *ism of the entire "management" and attendants. Dirty, stink. And shit on us, we'll leave - others will come.

I read in some review “I don’t understand where the bad reviews come from, as if we were resting in different hotels”, and so I also don’t understand where the positive reviews come from ...are you gentlemen? Sweeter than carrots, what have you not eaten? Have you seen the best? We all communicate with each other and not one, I repeat NOT ONE who even slightly liked such an environment and attitude, and, accordingly, no one would like to return. Lord believe this is not snobbery, love yourself Lord. And to such a message “what did you want for that kind of money? »I will answer ...WHAT ARE THERE? Have I come to my dacha to rest? Money they and Africa money. They have no other income, so love us, we feed you and your children. They were given the sea and nature by God, and they only need to establish the work of "leadership"

This is the first vacation in which I did not take a single photo, and I don’t want to remember this.

"Jedem das Seine"
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