Мой печальный отдых My sad rest

I make the review as objective as possible, with justifications and pictures (photos). Therefore, so big. I hope it will be useful. I'll start in order...
Boeing A320 Nouvelair:
I was pleased: the pilots, since takeoff, flight and landing, went very smoothly.
It was embarrassing: a shabby salon, they didn’t give out questionnaires to fill out, which is why upon arrival there was confusion at the control, where to take questionnaires (there weren’t enough lying on the table for everyone, those who didn’t have enough were already given slightly different questionnaires), there was not enough space at the table , wrote on poles, knees, etc.
Meals: a bun with cheese or sausage (as you get it), juice, tea or coffee, water, yogurt, a basket of jam.

Conclusion: I will not be strict because airlines are not required to feed passengers at all, and of course the economy class speaks for itself. Well, the work of Mrs. structures (customs) are not Europe, everything is like ours, i. e. through jo ...In general - “Flight is normal” : )
Bus from the airport in Monastir to Hammamet, Nahraves 4 * hotel 2 hours drive (with delivery to hotels). The bus is also shabby. The driver is neat, the roads are good, not like ours.
Conclusion: how to ride on good asphalt in our buses.
Hotel, check-in went well, thanks to 20 dinars (thanks to those who wrote their reviews). Nice room with sea view, air conditioning, hair dryer, TV set. And they also asked that there were no small children in the neighbors. Those who did not pay were settled with a view of the roofs, etc. Maybe someone got lucky and just like that the first time, but this is a rarity. If you are not French or Muslim (speaking Arabic), then just a smile is not enough for sure 
As our guide said, “A smile and a dinar are the friendship of peoples! ".
The hotel is beautiful a lot of greenery, the sea is nearby. The appearance almost (a lot of rusty stains, crumbling plaster, that is, the hotel is poorly monitored) corresponds to the official photos, but only during the day.
At night, it's dark as hell, the paths are not illuminated. You go to the sea in complete darkness, it will be very scary for the girls alone. For a complete picture, only a shout from the darkness is missing: - Hey, there are no cigarettes!
Beach: the sand is lovely, soft, only a week later it became dirty because they didn’t clean up or removed only large rubbish “striking”, and appeared in the sand (cigarette butts, beer caps, etc. ). There are many locals at the hotel and on the beach on weekends.
Sea: clean, only when it was stormy, brought algae and some garbage (were visible, a bag and socks).
The food is a complete ASS! ! !

Reading the reviews about those who had been here before, they divided them 50/50 because there are spoiled people ...To be honest, I can eat borscht at home for lunch and dinner, and a simple scrambled egg is enough for me for breakfast, i. e. for pickles not accustomed, the only thing is that the quality of food should be (fresh, fried, cooked properly, etc. ).
In my life I had experience of working from cafes to elite restaurants, there is a prof. education, I write about it, because I think that I can judge the quality and service, as they say - authoritatively.
Often they “drive away” what they didn’t eat yesterday (if it’s not collected from half-eaten plates, this is still understandable, the products are not bitten, not spoiled). But here it's much worse. Example: on Sunday evening in a cafe on the beach, locals celebrated a wedding, in the morning they served for breakfast what they had not eaten, already sour tomatoes, which can be seen even by eye that they have been cut since the evening, etc. Drinks are the cheapest, which are very often ended, and some were not for 3-4 days. Omelette with tomatoes, these are 1-2 slices of tomato 0.5x1.5cm in size per serving. Mashed potatoes - without butter and milk, and of course, badly “crushed” whole potatoes come across, a type of wallpaper glue. Sausage is always of the same type, something in between "Liverna" and "Doctor's". Often everything is sour (salads, vegetables).
In general, it only remained to put a trough in the middle of the hall (to save napkins, dishes and cleaning staff), dump everything there, like slop for pigs, and the picture is over. The equipment on which they work breaks down, works half because of this queue (a plate is a large square frying pan, they “fried” on it, or rather tortured food, because it was heated weakly and instead of the entire frying surface, only half was used in % ratio , other parts did not warm up) and here you stand for an omelet for 20 minutes. , for pancakes barely fried, etc. There is no “milk” for breakfast, instead of butter, margarine (spread). Between breakfast, lunch and dinner, cafes are closed, no pizza, nothing. One cook at the distribution, which has 4 positions, therefore, there is always a shortage of cutting sausages, cheese, etc. You have to wait until they come and cut it.

The coffee machine breaks down...The professionalism of the chefs, I won't discuss it, will take a lot of time...
The only kind word, only "confectionery".
"Green bar" is a separate HORROR! ! ! On the first day we were given a 1.25l bottle of water. , the next one only for 0.5 supposedly big now only for money, they took two buns ...If you say that you need 4 bottles, they ask why there are two of you! (if a young girl is not asked about anything), everyone needs to report to everyone what and why you ...The first 4 days they poured juices and alcohol into glasses, then they began to pour them into plastic glasses, and this is only for Russians! In short, this is a hotel of pigs and it is run by the same animal, because a manager’s person cannot have such horror ...
We had "All Inclusive", in this hotel it is a synonym - schmuck and Russians are the same, regardless of personality. We agree that many of ours deserve such an attitude, because they behave like humanoids, but it doesn’t matter here, Russian is a stigma. It can be seen from the way they treat all the French.
With "All Inclusive" you walk with outstretched hand for alms ...
The city is dirty, here the photo will convey everything. The prices in cafes are the same as in Moscow, the quality of the cuisine is lame, they are trying to slip rotten ones ...From 05.09 approximately, flies appeared. Save no, they are everywhere. On the beach, all you do is twitch, from the side you see sunbathing paralytics. In a cafe, the same picture. The waiter explained to us that it was just the "Season of the Flies" and shrugged his hands, as if nothing special. No sticky tapes, no impression that they have a fly - a sacred insect.

Excursion - took to Carthage. Of the 4 stops, the “baths” represent something more interesting, the rest could not be shown (but they need to work out $ 45 per person). The food was terrible (they brought it to a cafe, many buses from excursions, it took a long time to seat everyone, they carried food for about 30 minutes, the quality of food is below average). The guide, the whole brain took out, with their stories what good fellows they are, that they staged a revolution, overthrew the dictator Ben Ali, etc.
In general, they feel like the stars of Japanese cartoons ...Carthage itself did not tell much ...He speaks Russian correctly, but with a terrible accent, you have to strain your ears to make out some words. Because of this, after 30 min. I don't want to listen to him anymore.
About people and not only
I live by the principle "Do not do anything to others that you do not want for yourself. " First of all, I always resolve issues humanly, and only then ...(I am writing about this, because some people immediately yell, knock on the table and, of course, get all sorts of intrigues from the locals after this).
Tunisian men, our "khachiks" who are only from the mountains. (I myself was born in the Caucasus and I know when they descend from the villages, they behave like monkeys, that even the city people made comments to them, I don’t belong to racists, so we don’t develop this topic).
They consider themselves irresistible machos and Alain Delons rolled into one, plus whatever he does, for example, pours drinks into glasses at dinner, he looks like he is doing you a huge favor by making an appointment with the President - no less. In any case, those who work in this hotel are just like that, they create the impression of themselves that they are disabled, with retarded development, if they were still salivating, then it would be possible not to “take offense” at them, otherwise it’s not clear how healthy they are. mind...
Women are much friendlier, sincerely smile! (for example: in the morning we met the maid, vacuumed the carpet in the hallway, said hello, smiled sincerely, not on duty, although she doesn’t know us, doesn’t know our number, hasn’t received a tip yet). This is to the fact that there were tips, like smile, be friendly and everyone will be happy for you - this hotel definitely does not work. Only 4 people with whom it was a pleasure to communicate with human beings! ! !

The guide (from the travel agency) is called Fadel - normal, adequate, knows Russian in sufficient volume. But it does not solve problems and does not help.
The owner of the hotel - I judge him by his management of the hotel or those he put in, it does not matter, he is responsible for the order in his possessions. The impression of him is a humanoid pig! Squeezes out everything that is possible from the hotel, saves on everything. The so-called food, plastic cups for Russians in the "Green Bar" (the French and their own are always in glasses! ), Lights off. The staff is not staffed, which affects everything! The greenery is rarely taken care of, and this is the main beauty of the hotel. Tallasso is idle due to exorbitant prices and reduced quality, from which even the French are shocked. The gym sucks and there are many other things that you can write a separate article about ...In general, this is a real humanoid schmuck, it kills a once good hotel.

The conclusion was this: If you want to feel like a schmuck - Nahraves 4 * is waiting for you! ! !
P. S.
There was a conversation with the hotel manager (the girl from Thallus Mamel translated, she knows Russian well), the manager said that he agrees with our claims and will take action. In the end, nothing has changed. The "employees" of the hotel are not in x. . do not put a guide. They say that 5 brothers own the hotel, what kind of suckers are they, since the staff, managers and managers bred them like that (when one of the brothers arrives at the hotel, even the fountain starts to work, i. e. they are shown that everything is fine, and laugh at them behind their backs) ...
We went to another hotel.. .