Yasmine Beach 5* by Oasis and Express Tour

Written: 21 october 2007
Travel time: 22 — 29 october 2007
Who does the author recommend the hotel to?: For a relaxing holiday
Your rating of this hotel:
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Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 8.0
Service: 5.0
Cleanliness: 8.0
Food: 9.0
Amenities: 7.0
Immediately after the wedding, my fiance and I flew on a honeymoon trip. Tour operator for Oasis and Express Tour. they don't have a double bed in the room! There are two single beds that are pushed together. That is, you can forget about sleeping in an embrace. Yes, and having sex is somehow uncomfortable. Now the leg fails, then the hand, then the head. : ) Well, I won't complain about cable TV. They still had one Russian-language channel. There were two receptionists in the hotel. One from the hotel, and the second from the operator of the Germans with German staff. It means that there was no animation for a week or even more. But the German operator for the Germans every day showed animation in German, did aerobics with them, played volleyball and basketball with them, organized games for children and adults and all sorts of other entertainment. Everyone else didn't have it at all. Of course, nothing prevented me from going to the German animation, we even went once, but didn’t go anymore because everyone was sitting and having fun, and we stupidly with sour mines didn’t understand what was happening. Then they hired some group of teenage amateurs who tried to portray something on stage, but it turned out like an amateur performance in a pioneer camp. In short, it's just fear. And they spoke German, French and Italian. They also spoke English, but it was so broken and with a terrible accent that nothing was understandable. There were no discos. There were no water activities. The only sport that we managed to do was tennis on a broken court with a torn net, battered rackets and a shabby ball.
Further false friendliness. They rudely ask for tips. When in a restaurant you give a sign to the waiter to come up, he brazenly turns away and ignores. Of course, not everyone is like that. There were great guys with whom we became friends. But these are units. Next, I’ll tell you about their famous Turkish bath hammam. Imagine a five star hotel. Relax center. Pay, come in. So my first impression about their hammam is a Soviet steam room. Peeling plaster, shabby tiles, peeling tiles with rusty streaks in place of a small waterfall that did not work. Super five star hammam! More about food. Pretty good. It’s just strange why in Africa they didn’t give us bananas and coconuts from fruits? Although they were sold in stores. There was a standard set of products that were simply mixed in different combinations. Ie stewed potatoes with cabbage and cheese salad with sausage. Tomorrow there will be stewed cabbage with cheese and potatoes with sausage. But it's certainly not scary. I also forgot to say that the rooms there are sometimes forgotten to be cleaned, and they are not cleaned very well. The beach is poorly cleaned. There are seaweed everywhere. In general, a week later we wanted to leave there. It's just about the hotel.
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