ОБХОДИТЕ СТОРОНОЙ!!! GO AWAY!!!

Hello dear tourists! I want to share with you my impressions of a trip to Tunisia. Tunisia has become for me country number 18 on the world map. (This list does not include Belarus, Kazakhstan, Latvia, Moldova, etc. ) I will try to tell briefly and point by point. But first, a little introduction. I rested at the end of June 2012. Monastir resort. Hotel PRIMASOL GOLDEN BEACH 4* flight TRANSAERO from Sheremetyevo. Tour operator BIBLIO-GLOBUS.
Conventionally, all tourists can be divided into two groups: 1. People who have money and want to have a good rest without problems. 2. People who have a minimum of funds, but the horror as you want the sea and the sun... So, the first category of vacationers can forget about this hotel if you do not want a sea of ​ ​ ​ ​ negativity, tears and a spoiled vacation. If you belong to the second category, then listen to me carefully and do not repeat my mistakes. To begin with, at the stage of choosing a hotel on the internet there was only one negative review . . It turned out to be the only true one... I did not believe him against the backdrop of a mass of rave reviews. So, all reviews above 3 marks are written by BIBLIO-GLOBUS managers. this hotel was bought from them and they need to sell blood from their nose this bedbug... Now let's dwell on all positions. I'll start with a pleasant and good... because. there isn't much of that. . . Comfortable TRANSAERO flight. . The flight went quickly and unnoticed. The meeting is the same as usual. No deviations. . Transfer 10 minutes and you are in the hotel…. And then it starts……. I’ll immediately note that the pictures greatly embellish this hotel... In reality, everything is not so beautiful... For example, there are no red tents in the lobby, just like there are no benches in the sea...
And so 1. SEA...

This point will be the only positive and positive... The sea is very warm and pleasant. The most interesting thing is that in the afternoon the water temperature near the shore and near the buoys differs by 10 degrees and you can choose where you are more comfortable... The range was from +25 to +35 degrees (THIS IS WATER) The bottom is perfect . . Sand. A little algae, well, not much at all and it does not bother. The water is clean. There were jellyfish for two days... If it bites, it won’t seem enough . . From sunset - up to 200 meters up to the neck... Children's version !! ! In general, the sea could be put 5, if not for one but . . These are sunbeds... At 7.00 there are NO free sunbeds on the beach !! ! See photo. . There are no people, and all the sunbeds are occupied. So if you want to lie on a sunbed, then you have to get up around 6.00 and go to the beach to take the sunbeds. The same is true for the pool. Mattresses are paid 1 euro. The sand on the beach is not so pleasant . . More like rolled asphalt from sand... So you won’t be able to dig in . . This is not Dominican sand for you . . The beach is cleaned, but not as actively as they collect money for mattresses. Crowds of merchants walk along the beach, camels, horses gallop... We are not talking about any quiet and peaceful beach vacation option . .
2. HOTEL
This is where I can’t resist and hit this hotel with a wave of anger…. I have never seen such a disgrace even in EGYPT. I'll start with the restaurant. If you are ready to go for breakfast, lunch, dinner like hunting for food, then go to this hotel. . If you are not afraid of dirty dishes, an abundance of flies and complete unsanitary conditions, then go to this hotel. If you are not afraid of the absence of plates, forks, knives, glasses during the restaurant, then you are in this hotel. If you are ready to drink beer and coffee from plastic cups, then this hotel is for you. If you are ready to stand in three lines to get pasta, a piece of chicken and a watermelon, then this hotel is for you....I can list many more examples of the ugliest level of restaurant work... Another example: You should not be surprised that when you come to dinner in an ALL INCLUSIVE restaurant there will be no BEER or there will be no DESSERTS (see photo). Now let's talk about housekeeping. Here, too, the song is still TA. I will not list all the tricks . . I will dwell on a few. On the first day we put a tip and a small present from Moscow and decided to see how the room was cleaned.
1. The shampoo is over, but until the very end of the holiday !!!!!!!!!!!! ! We were not replenished, and we bought shampoo in the store ourselves.
2. The ashtray with cigarette butts on the balcony was removed only on the 5th !!!!!! ! stay day!
3. There is one more feature of this hotel: All towels are taken from the room with cleaning at 11 o'clock and returned at about 16 o'clock. It seems that they wash them and bring them back. And how and with what people will wipe themselves after a shower before dinner, they don’t care.

4. There is another feature that I have not seen in any country in the world. This is the toilet door! There is one door to the bathroom and the toilet itself. That is, you can either close in the toilet, but then the bathroom without a door. Or you close the bathroom and toilet together.
5. There is no REFRIGERATOR in the room of a four-star hotel, no HAIRDRYER, no SAFE and a poor TV set without a remote control (shows 4 programs, the remote control is on deposit)
6. Upon check-in, a bottle of water is provided for the entire stay. Looks like a joke. YOU ARE IN AFRICA - DRINK DON'T GET GREAT!! ! It would be better if they didn't give it at all.
7. Drinks in the hotel are terrible. I tried WHISKEY with cola. Just a drink for pigs . . All sprites, forfeits and colas give off some kind of chemistry. Beer is poured in one foam.
Well, I have to stop, otherwise the review will turn out to be very long and scary. Although I can still list a lot: I will say about the last... The kitchen itself....They cook just badly... I read reviews here about delicious cooking... I don’t know who can write this... Is it a person who had just been released from prison and was sitting on a gruel with a tit... Then yes, the cuisine here is delicious... But in fact, horror... Macaroni , rice and potatoes with spices... And plus one type of fried fish . . Rubber meat and chicken... EVERYTHING !!!!!!!! ! Salads from previous meals. Tomatoes are already sour... I was afraid to take plums in my hands, not what they have . . The only thing that is delicious is buns !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. HOST PARTY

Guide Ludmila. At the hotel every day. Lying professionally. DON'T dig. At the meeting, she told everyone that there were no cases of theft in this hotel, but before leaving, I read reviews of how it was in this hotel that they stole money straight from the suitcases. She tries to solve all the problems of clients, thanks to her for this... But for her there are much fewer problems that can be solved than those that cannot be solved. All our tourists express their “FI” to her, but she is already used to it and nods her head with a sense of compassion. CHOOSE THE CHEAPEST HOTEL AND NOW SIT HERE AND CRY!! ! Yes, with me, one girl just sobbed from what she encountered in the room. Dirty sheets, some kind of view from the room to the pipes... But I won’t write for her, let her write for herself. I write about my experiences.
4. ANIMATION
Here I also want to refute the admiring reviews. Such animation can be liked only by people who first got acquainted with the concept of animation for the first time. Frankly weak composition. All they do well is dancing and fire shows on the beach. The rest just sucks... And for the duration of our stay, the hotel generally decided to hold a festival of FITNESS-STEP-AEROBICS. It was pure horror! Killer music blasts all day and a quiet measured rest turned into a sore head in the evening. At the same time, no one informed us and did not warn that young people would be bobbing in the center of the hotel for 5 days. And in the end, the already overcrowded hotel was replenished with about 100 more people with not the most calm demeanor, and this again hit the restaurant and it got even worse...
5. EXCURSIONS
The guide suggested several excursions. But I am not a fan of driving to the Sahara in the middle of summer. We took a taxi to Monastir. We walked around the city and bought souvenirs. But Monastir is not Athens or Tel Aviv . . and really this oriental obsessive flavor is annoying. When you walk the streets, and they look at you not as a guest from another country, but as an object from which you can cut money...

Well, in conclusion, I would like to sum up. Anyone who is going to Tunisia. Keep in mind that the country is miserable and terrible. . . At every corner they want to deceive and cheat you. The prices speak for themselves. If you want to have a good rest, then choose a more expensive hotel....In the hotel shop prices are overpriced by 4 times!!!!!!!!! ! Russians don't like here! I myself heard how the Tunisians talked to the Germans on the beach... What did these beggar Russians get, some problems with them . . That Russian BANKRUT and MAFIA. These are their trump cards. In Turkey, our brother is more tolerant!! ! And you know what I'll tell you... It's right that ours behave like that with them . . Live with wolves like a wolf howl !! ! When you smile and you want to smile, and when in front of you, the Germans are pouring a glass in a glass fuamer, and you follow the plastic cup, then you want to say well, you and Gavnyuk black and...
And the last thing . . For those who want to tell me a phrase like . . Pay 100.000 and go to CUBA . . There you will have a chic service....I chose a 4 * hotel and the ALL INCLUSIVE food system, but ended up in a 2+ hotel and full board food. . This is just a stellar scam!! ! If the hotel positioned itself as it really is, then I simply would not go to it... By the way, when we arrived at the main entrance there was a sign that it was 4 *. And when we were leaving, I noticed it was removed....
SUMMARY… I WOULD NOT RECOMMEND THIS HOTEL FOR ANY RUSSIAN TOURIST, EXCEPT FOR MY ENEMIES!!!!

P. S. Please forgive me for the mistakes. MAIN ESSENCE!! ! BE CAREFUL when reading custom reviews!! !