Круто ты попал не на ТВ,а в ТЕРГУИ Cool you got not on TV, but in TERGUI

TO-Oasis Travel. Air carrier-MAU. The Kyiv-Enfidha flight departed on 30 Sept. 4 hours late, but, as experienced tourists said, this is a common practice for UIA - well, how can an airline still fly 3 letters? ! Not KLM. . . But the food was decent. Upon arrival, I was surprised by the level of the new ap in Enfid, because. before that, he flew back to the old one - it seems that they are going to hold the Interplanetary Football Championship. It's amazing that this country allowed itself to build such an airport - either it is customary for everyone to pay taxes there, or their officials do not like kickbacks at all. The host side promptly loaded everyone and we moved to the Bright Dream of Rest. . . After some time, the buildings ended, the industrial zone went, then a wasteland, and suddenly a view of a rickety building, where people still seemed to live, opened up before our eyes. . . Behind him, the wasteland began again. The first thing that came to mind was the association with Pripyat, and the structure itself and the type of reception looked very much like typical Soviet hospitals of the early 90s, when funding was already scarce. It makes absolutely no sense to look for a fresh room in a hotel - everything is stuffed and killed there. It was very disappointing that from September 15, the hotel administration announced the closing of the season and angrily turned off the central air conditioner. h. not the most joyful decision when overboard 29 in the shade. Since we settled in the evening, we could not appreciate the sea in this sector of the coast, but it is surprisingly excellent there - there are no algae, and excellent, albeit with an admixture of cigarette butts, sand, and a gentle entrance to the sea - life began to improve. . . And what can be demanded from the hotel, if 11.12 days cost us 399 c. u. e on HB? ! It’s like renting a flight, insurance, transfer-hotel doesn’t seem to cost anything! But still, it looked more like a rooming house, and not like a budget hotel-TERGUYUSHNIK, in a word. . . But we had to live another 11 days. We began to scratch our turnips and look for a way out of the current situation - minor flaws of the rooming house, such as the complete absence of soap and water accessories, we decided right away, we took towels to the beach with us in advance, because. to. they seemed to be there, but with charming divorces and for "grandmothers". But what about mosquitoes when there is no air conditioning and it is impossible to open a window in the evening due to the lack of a mosquito net. . . and all Raptors do not shoot down even half of the attacking mosquitoes. In all rounds, these small, dracula-like vampire babies won. On the issue of nutrition. . . Morning. . . Here the Sun came out, the tummies urgently began to pull their owners in the feed distribution point, and in the morning there, to put it mildly, it was hungry and cold, not even eggs !!!! ! Kolbasevich of mourning-brick color tore the soul into pieces. This is how you come, and you only burst the melt. cheesecakes with last year's croissants and a mustache. . . What happiness that they didn’t fall for, as it were, ALL-good from him !!!! ! Dinner gave hope, just get drunk before bed and fight with mosquitoes, oh, how it wasn’t smart, but what to do ? ! Even the fisherman and the meat were present - Glory to TERGUSHATNIK! The sweet table also gave hope for a Bright Tomorrow. But you can’t live for a day without dinner alone, but the most offensive thing is that there wasn’t a single decent tavern nearby where you could bring the standard of living to European satiety. In the port they tasted pizza, garbage is still the same. . . although there are an impossible number of Italians. . Hostel staff and level of service. He wrote and was horrified himself - just a service - what kind of service is there in the Red Army - only grandmothers who sing the Marseillaise under their breath clean the rooms, they clean them without fanaticism, but not with indifference either. Dollars and euros on a pillow can only transform into swans, not into a high level of cleaning. The staff, as always, suffers from spermotoxicosis, and they invariably extend their right hand to the daughter of a friend of 11 years old, chronically counting the change in the trouser pocket with the left. . . And until you demonstratively close the gene pool with the door, it doesn’t reach that you flew in with your wife and daughter, and staring at them is fraught with the loss of the reproductive device itself. The East may be a delicate matter, but only brute force is respected and worshiped there. I never understood our girls flying from the Maghreb country without cover. . . It’s necessary to substitute yourself in search of adventure for your 5th point, and so on. technological holes. . . But after the political conversation, when it dawned on everyone that we were only interested in seaside vacations, everything fell into place - and you can splash vodka with pepper to the staff and let them test our smoking. . . Animation. . . I didn’t notice, and why we had it. . . The host country, as always, played on the rise in prices for tours. . . Sahara is interesting. . . Everything else is a scam. In general, the flight was maybe not very fun, but relatively decent. If you prepare in advance for the level of the rooming house, then it can be used as a jump airfield in excursions. Pure rest requires a lot of money, it's better to choose a hotel of a higher class. And yet, only that person will endure this hotel, which lived 10 times in 2 stars in Goa, otherwise it won’t help and ultra-small spending on a hotel, there’s no buzz at all !!!! ! Have a good rest! Remember that choosing this rooming house You have to give up even in your thoughts from the show-off of a 5-star holiday. Knowing the price and demanding impossible services from her is just stupid. And generally speaking. . . After the flower revolution, Tunisia lost the remnants of the French school of etiquette, everything began to somehow smell of global thugs and indifference. . . Perhaps the level was kept only by decent 5-star hotels. . . But that's a topic for another review.