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We went to Tunisia. Thought it would be cool. I'll start from the beginning: 1. We arrived at the airport in Monastir. The airport turned out to be so ancient that we wondered how it had not collapsed yet. Passed through passport control, took the suitcases and went to the hotel. From the airport to the hotel in the best case, about 30 minutes to go. 2. Hotel. On the territory there are two hotels 3 * and 4 * We were in the top three. They settled in right away. Room on the 2nd floor with a view of the devastation, the sea and the hotel 4 * We, in principle, are not picky in this regard, if only we had somewhere to spend the night. 3. Service. You can write about this indefinitely and some minuses. For the entire time of our stay at the hotel (14 nights for a minute), we changed the bed linen ONCE!! ! And that was the day before departure. They don’t even know what a vacuum cleaner is (there are carpets on all floors), so all the garbage will be in your room until you leave. Toilet paper is issued 1 roll for 2 days. At best, you will have time to steal it while they clean the next room. We ended up refusing to “clean up” at all and only took paper from their cart. But there is an ancient TV and air conditioning. 4. wifi. If you are a fan of oversleeping breakfast (it is from 6 am local time), forget about posting any photo at all. At best, you will have a WhatsApp loaded. And that's not a fact. By the way, Wi-Fi ONLY at the reception We decided to go to 4 * for Wi-Fi (password 12345678)5. Nutrition.... everything that you see on the first day of food, then you will eat throughout your stay at the hotel. There is a huge problem with dishes in the dining room. There is simply not enough of it for everyone. The food is all cold, for lunch and dinner there is an unfortunate chef who makes the same pasta. They usually fight for them. This is the only warm food in this hotel. I have come across spoiled tomatoes more than once, so if you plan to go to this hotel, take something with you for poisoning and diarrhea, which you will definitely have. 6. Entertainment. The animator is working. Disco from 21:30 Includes Soviet tracks, Stas Mikhailov, Verka Serduchka and dance of little ducklings. There is a free hookah on site. He's disgusting. 7. Sea. Perhaps this is the only plus. The best beach in the area by a lucky chance went to this hotel. But m here is not without problems. If you did not have time to take a sunbed before 7 am, you can safely score and not go to the beach. Swimming pool. No complaints, the same problem with sunbeds. + there is a “guide” who offers various excursions. If you decide to go, it’s better to talk first with those who went. Then bargain. Trade and trade again. Excursion "pirate ship" is about nothing at all. If you want a boat trip, take a taxi (3-4 dinars) to the port of El Kantaoui and there is a ship with a transparent bottom, yachts and the same pirate ships are much cheaper. We didn't like the camel tour. In the thick of it, you are dragged by a caravan through the garbage heap, fed with a bread cake and watermelon, and driven back. Before you go anywhere, find out from those who have been !! ! Further to the importunity of the Tunisians and Algerians They offer different things. If they see even a drop of interest in you, then you will not get rid of them. Let's go back to the hotel. The bar opens from 10 am. A 1-liter bottle of water is placed on the room during the day. We used it to brush our teeth, it is not possible to drink it, it is not tasty. The bar has cola, fanta, sprite, beer, bucha (local vodka), wines (red rose and dry) We liked the cocktail (bucha sprite and grenadine syrup) and local Celtia beer Pizza is made outside by the pool from 16 to 17:30. Fresh, no salt, minimum topping. Another failure 😂 The pool bar is closed from 17 to 20. For that matter, next to Zhinin is the Thalassa Aqua Spa Hotel. There is a water park there. We flipped the bracelets and went for free on the beach to ride the slides (it's illegal, but if you like to take risks, then go ahead 😂 ) At least some entertainment