We went on vacation in early June 2010. There were no complaints against the tour operator. The guide on the bus asked "Who is the first time in Turkey? " , there was no answer and he calmed down, realizing that there were no problems with our group and after dropping us off at the reception he left, we didn’t see him again, because. I did not want to go on excursions after the bus crash.
We were settled quickly, there were no complaints about the room. The usual fairly spacious room with a side sea view (many write that the rooms and the hotel are shabby. I strongly disagree! in order to calmly move from the front door to the balcony. We had a late dinner and sat on the balcony to consume brought drinks...
Feelings of popados began in the morning at breakfast. It all started with the search for a free table. waiters are sorely lacking. We had to look for the appliances ourselves throughout the "dining room". The queue of 7 people for an omelet prepared on the street did not inspire us, so we got by with a standard buffet set.
And now let's run to the sea!! ! There are enough sunbeds for everyone even if you arrive at 11 o'clock, although towels are issued only at the hotel building strictly on time with incomprehensible breaks (there is a risk of dragging a wet towel into the room)
There are normal awnings on the beach, there is enough shade for everyone. Wooden shields are laid along the beach so as not to move around on the hot sand. The Germans immediately bandaged the poor man, called the beach service. A person came and SPOILED POCKING NAILS WITH SAND. We ourselves put an inverted sunbed in this place. they understood why they are not in demand - the presence of one pedal on each side, it hurts to press on the pipe with a bare heel... The canoe is so dirty that there was no desire to even experience it...
Deciding to drink a beer, I went to a bar located directly on the beach. The bartender was absent as a class. After a 10-minute wait, he went behind the counter and poured... By the way, beer is poured into 200 gram plastic glasses, when the foam settles, exactly one sip is obtained.
Having bathed, having spent calories, I wanted to restore them with a small snack. A woman is sitting rolling a pita. We got in line. There were about 5 people ahead. After standing for 15 minutes, the queue did not decrease. it's time for lunch. . .
After lunch, according to the plan, the pool and slides... They do not cause any complaints. The pools have a lot of different depths, you don’t have to push, though one slide did not work during the entire stay. At 16.30 they turn on the notorious sea wave for exactly 30 minutes. this pool with inflatable circles, balls, etc. It turns out the Anapa beach of the mid-80s...
Dinner. Exactly the opposite from breakfast, you can’t find a place on the street. The rest is according to the tradition of the hotel, there are no waiters, take care of yourself, the alcohol is diluted to the point of impossible (five glasses of pure whiskey, or cognac or brandy do not produce any impression other than disgust) . To be fair, it must be said that the food is not bad, quite varied, you won’t remain hungry... Of the fruits, in addition to the standard set, there is also watermelon (sometimes not ripe) and strawberries, behind which there is almost a fight...
Animation-NO. Dancing is the level of the choreographic circle of the village club. Jokes are a raw egg on the head. The guys are trying, but they still have no practice and experience...
At the end of the animation, everyone rushes to take tables where live music takes place. It wasn’t there. There are only about a dozen of them and they are already busy with “putting” on the animation. again on the balcony, fortunately, a decent amount was left in duty-free in Vnukovo... The children go to the playground and....they return 15 minutes later in tears. The plastic house has developed painfully, hitting them on the back...
The following days were little different from the first. . .
We allocated several hours to visit the bathhouse. The sauna turned out to be not included. We turned it on ourselves. (True, no one to the people) The jacuzzi is four thin streams of water beating from the bottom of a small pool. with not always adequate guests. Everything that falls or is thrown from the balconies goes straight into the font
To the above "pros" I can add...
The territory is planned stupidly. There is no greenery. There is no shadow.
The cleaning of the room is done poorly and even the notorious bucks, and later, for the sake of the experiment, even $ 5 did not affect the improvement. In the common corridors, the exposed plates with leftovers were rotten for several days...
And finally... Public toilets in the hotel area are equipped with motion sensors. I went in, the light turned on. I took a booth (climatization, change of food), the light went out. and wave your hands. . .
Summary: go to neighboring hotels. We visited them on partisan paths. Heaven and earth. . .
We were settled quickly, there were no complaints about the room. The usual fairly spacious room with a side sea view (many write that the rooms and the hotel are shabby. I strongly disagree! in order to calmly move from the front door to the balcony. We had a late dinner and sat on the balcony to consume brought drinks...
Feelings of popados began in the morning at breakfast. It all started with the search for a free table. waiters are sorely lacking. We had to look for the appliances ourselves throughout the "dining room". The queue of 7 people for an omelet prepared on the street did not inspire us, so we got by with a standard buffet set.
And now let's run to the sea!! ! There are enough sunbeds for everyone even if you arrive at 11 o'clock, although towels are issued only at the hotel building strictly on time with incomprehensible breaks (there is a risk of dragging a wet towel into the room)
There are normal awnings on the beach, there is enough shade for everyone. Wooden shields are laid along the beach so as not to move around on the hot sand. The Germans immediately bandaged the poor man, called the beach service. A person came and SPOILED POCKING NAILS WITH SAND. We ourselves put an inverted sunbed in this place. they understood why they are not in demand - the presence of one pedal on each side, it hurts to press on the pipe with a bare heel... The canoe is so dirty that there was no desire to even experience it...
Deciding to drink a beer, I went to a bar located directly on the beach. The bartender was absent as a class. After a 10-minute wait, he went behind the counter and poured... By the way, beer is poured into 200 gram plastic glasses, when the foam settles, exactly one sip is obtained.
Having bathed, having spent calories, I wanted to restore them with a small snack. A woman is sitting rolling a pita. We got in line. There were about 5 people ahead. After standing for 15 minutes, the queue did not decrease. it's time for lunch. . .
After lunch, according to the plan, the pool and slides... They do not cause any complaints. The pools have a lot of different depths, you don’t have to push, though one slide did not work during the entire stay. At 16.30 they turn on the notorious sea wave for exactly 30 minutes. this pool with inflatable circles, balls, etc. It turns out the Anapa beach of the mid-80s...
Dinner. Exactly the opposite from breakfast, you can’t find a place on the street. The rest is according to the tradition of the hotel, there are no waiters, take care of yourself, the alcohol is diluted to the point of impossible (five glasses of pure whiskey, or cognac or brandy do not produce any impression other than disgust) . To be fair, it must be said that the food is not bad, quite varied, you won’t remain hungry... Of the fruits, in addition to the standard set, there is also watermelon (sometimes not ripe) and strawberries, behind which there is almost a fight...
Animation-NO. Dancing is the level of the choreographic circle of the village club. Jokes are a raw egg on the head. The guys are trying, but they still have no practice and experience...
At the end of the animation, everyone rushes to take tables where live music takes place. It wasn’t there. There are only about a dozen of them and they are already busy with “putting” on the animation. again on the balcony, fortunately, a decent amount was left in duty-free in Vnukovo... The children go to the playground and....they return 15 minutes later in tears. The plastic house has developed painfully, hitting them on the back...
The following days were little different from the first. . .
We allocated several hours to visit the bathhouse. The sauna turned out to be not included. We turned it on ourselves. (True, no one to the people) The jacuzzi is four thin streams of water beating from the bottom of a small pool. with not always adequate guests. Everything that falls or is thrown from the balconies goes straight into the font
To the above "pros" I can add...
The territory is planned stupidly. There is no greenery. There is no shadow.
The cleaning of the room is done poorly and even the notorious bucks, and later, for the sake of the experiment, even $ 5 did not affect the improvement. In the common corridors, the exposed plates with leftovers were rotten for several days...
And finally... Public toilets in the hotel area are equipped with motion sensors. I went in, the light turned on. I took a booth (climatization, change of food), the light went out. and wave your hands. . .
Summary: go to neighboring hotels. We visited them on partisan paths. Heaven and earth. . .
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