как умудриться дешево отдохнуть на элитном курорте how to manage to cheaply relax in an elite resort

good day! when I was planning this flight, I could only find a review of this hotel on English sites and was absolutely sure that this club was geared towards bourgeois golfers, and when I arrived, I was pleasantly surprised by the abundance of our tourists and our charter crews boards. Now about the hotel itself, well, I can not consider it bad. . . well aware of its price category, I could not hope for super-coolness. now all the details: 1. the club is located in a 27-minute normal walking distance from the beach, the hotel bus is 3-4 minutes away. distance-800 m from the beach is a lie! only if you break through with a fight through the golf course and the territory of 5 stars. The hotel bus takes you to the beach at 1000, which in my opinion is stupid in the heat, but since no one demanded a transfer to, say, 900, everything went on like that. . . the closer the heat is in Turkey, the earlier in the morning you want to be at sea. . . but according to the mind it is better to go to the beach on foot, because. the road passes by a gorgeous pine grove with 200-250 year old trees, not without garbage, alas, but to breathe such air in the morning is the very thing! Municipal beach. . free.... there are sun loungers, umbrellas, few, but there are. . . beach cleaning is minimal. . . the entrance to the sea is ideal, but because of the sand it is difficult and it is simply impossible to dream of clean and clear water, even with little excitement, a suspension hangs. it was announced that there was a tent on this beach from the hotel-BEER-WATER, but this is a provocation, there is nothing. . . I’m too lazy to even take a bus for lunch, and going to a hotel to drink water is generally the height of irrationality! h. you just need to take everything with you - towels and drinks, and a light breakfast sandwich. the beach includes a complex of restaurants for any budget, but when they wanted $ 120 per kg of king prawns from me, my legs gave way. . . lowering to 100, he did not revive me. . . including fish cuisine is better not to dream. . . Byasha is amazingly cooked in a kebab house, but the check will be at least 15-20 dollars per person. although the beach is municipal, it is not overloaded at all, there is warm fresh water, and minibass for washing feet in front of the asphalt, and there are small fields and karting nearby. . . the bus brings you to 50 m from the sea. I return to the hotel - the territory is small, but very comfortable, everything works and everything is kept in proper order. the bass is average and for some reason its bottom coating is too rough - everyone playing water polo tore their legs into blood. there is only one slide and it works 2 hours a day, which is good, because. there are so many squeals for these 2 hours that you can fall asleep only in headphones. numbers. . . 2 rooms. . . 14 inch telly, normal clean split, no smell of charm, very average mattresses. incredibly hard cushions, cramped shower cubicles, and what was very annoying was the unstable supply of hot water! if in the evening it was, which gave a chance for privacy, then in the morning there was only a cool ransom of the poor carcass before breakfast and that's it. . . during the day, warm water was somehow not required in the frying pan. . . the animation is lame. . . one pepper with a criminogenic muzzle walks there and incites everyone to the SOHO disco, for 15 c. u. e, although for some reason if you just come there, then the entrance is free for both M and F. . . Yes, and the disco is left there - I thought that there was a roof and air conditioning, and there was only a high fence, like in a country club and a pseudo track, like at the Cannes festival. . . in general, complete garbage! and the super-coolness of the nearby super fives is incredibly depressing, where fireworks are fired every evening, searchlights hit the sky and a helicopter rolls just like that. . . you feel like a very poor relative from the outback.....it's time to talk about the most important level - yum yum! Surprisingly high level of ladle! Everything is fresh, everything is clean, everything is delicious! Perhaps because of the hotel's low load it was impossible to feed us consistently with meat dishes, maybe there was extremely poor funding, but especially. for lunch I wanted to howl from a soy cutlet with a taste of meat lying 3 meters away. . . even with chicken there was trouble!! ! dinner and breakfast were almost always tolerable. . . I understand that the shawarmishka and grill were 2 times a week. . . It's a shame, but it's understandable, still 3 stars. with a plus, not 4-re with a minus. . . fisherman only skumbrievich. . . but the absolute dominance of vitamins in salads! that's it, but we eat meat at home anyway, but about 10 salads is power! but I still wanted meat. . . and when God sent us a shawarmishka, there was a fight for survival, although after 2.30 it just stood there. . . the chef was able to feed the Russians! By the way, a special hello to him! He clearly showed how a family of 25 people can live on a scholarship and still save for a vacation in Cannes. . . with drinks, complete garbage, even this whole bodyaga was not branded, but a Turkish fake. . . the machine with pseudo-juices gave out the uttermost chemistry. . . coffee is tolerable, and all hot drinks from the machine are normal. Alcohol-pivasik-offset, vodka can only be drunk in a restaurant, some kind of cedar in the bar. . . wine from 10-liter bags - red and white. . . you can drink. . . a separate hello to all the kitchen staff and waiters - an excellent and not snickering team, and the entire hotel staff is not at all dog-like. like almost everywhere in budget hotels in Turkey. . . room cleaning is so-so. . . it seems to be normal, but to roll up and hang up a towel, this does not change it !!!! ! and the smell from linen and dog towels was very annoying. . . either with powder interruptions or they use process water when washing. . . after all, Belek in translation is a SWAMP! there are 3 small SUPER markets nearby, where you can buy only completely passing goods. . . and so it is necessary to saw in Belek, and this is 20-25 minutes. . . and there isn't much to do there. . . nuclear stretch on all goods! by the way, it was very nice to see or feel free WI-FI / laziness in English in this hotel. switch / speed, of course, during the day and in the evening fell to 25-70 kV. but at night and in the morning I went out at 500-650, which made it possible to download a new film and watch it in the evening, even Skype after 2200 was nice! We didn’t go on excursions, because to. everyone has already examined almost everyone, but the prices at PEGASA are nuclear! 100 c. u. e. for climbing TAHTALY-horror!!! ! it was easier on approach to land on the mountain! The girl Julia from PEGASA did everything possible to portray the appearance of leaving and fulfilling all the claims of tourists, but somehow without a twinkle and extremely sluggishly. . . so the tours don’t sell !!! ! I forgot to say that all week there was only melon from the fruit, but when they brought a watermelon on the last day, it was beautiful, but not very tasty. it's better than melons. . . oranges slipped, but some neutral ones. . . Even my hands didn't get sticky. . . I also want to note about the extremely poor sweet table - for Turkey it is a shame such a meager assortment! although I again understand that I was in a three-ruble note with a PLUS. . . change money for RECEPTION-suicide-with the expression M TETCHER girly offers only 1.40 per dollar when they usually change 1.54-1.57. . . cruel scam! children have only a mini-club in the sun, a stationary game of FOOTBALL and a slide in bass. . . Here is how I described everything. . . I can not say that I was in the cold that I chose this hotel. . . it is normal, especially if you cannot afford a budget above 300 USD. e on the forehead, and want to have a great nature and an ideal entrance to the sea. . . The mountains are all at a distance of about 15 km. . . and if you are not embarrassed by the lack of nightlife, then feel free to come here. . . even in Belek after 2330 I could not find something to do. . . it is ideal to break into the territory of neighboring fives, but you can also run into.... including if there is funding above three rubles in Alanya, and this is generally squalor, then it’s better to come here. . . treshki in Kemer may benefit from the closely located mountains and hangouts, but they lose in the ideal entry into the sea and air of a pine forest. . . Have a good rest, Dear tourists! In July I will fly to Tunisia, where it will be much easier to endure the heat. . . and there is no such tension with meat dishes. . . By the way, I broke the price of meat, from 16 to 26 lira per kg of tenderloin at retail. . . otherwise they enter the price of fuel and, allegedly, 30 dollars per kg for meat.... But a Russian tourist cannot be without meat!!! ! he cannot!!!! ! Good luck to everyone!