Heaven on earth

Written: 11 february 2008
Travel time: 12 — 19 october 2007
Your rating of this hotel:
9.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 10.0
Service: 9.0
Cleanliness: 9.0
Food: 9.0
Amenities: 10.0
When I went to the site to look at the hotel reviews, I was a little surprised that there weren’t any at all... I consider my personal observations to be objective, so I can’t help but share them with you:
HOTEL. . . deserves respect in terms of both idea and design. The photographs I took will convey the atmosphere of "paradise" in the best possible way... the first impression is rather unusual... You immediately remember the good old film "Amazons" (men who were frozen and woke up in the future tense). Why such associations? . . yes because everything is in mirrors and in white (hence the feeling of unreality).
If you love yourself very much and are ready to contemplate yourself 24 hours a day, both in outfits and without... - this hotel is for you!

ROOM. . . it's something!!! : jacuzzi in the room ; three beds : (1) "Kama Sutra", 2) the one on which you sometimes fall asleep: ) or watch plasma and 3) the one on which you can sunbathe or admire the stars on the balcony... Everything is done for your convenience: there are no switches as such - you use remote controls (7 positions of light: at least change with pops... ), the air conditioner does not blow into your head, but cools from under the stretch ceiling, order everything via the plasma remote control (list of services on the screen, music, current information of the day), + remote control that opens and closes the outdoor blinds that turn day into night (very convenient; ). . .
HYGIENE ROOM: a shower cabin turns into a sauna, a mirror with optics will especially please women, a toilet bowl with a bidet (2 in one), a landline telephone, a set of towels (changed every day at your request), a set of gels, shampoos and balms... everything very stylish!
DRESSING ROOM with huge mirror, chest of drawers, pipe hanger, safe and cordless phone (which you need to contact your "angel" on any issues)
FOOD. . . for gourmets!!! the chef is the best in Turkey! Vacationers lined up to express their gratitude! And these are not grandiloquent phrases... this respectable man learned several phrases of the most common languages ​ ​ ​ ​ in response to the gratitude of enthusiastic customers !! ! Every day - new dishes! , even if I hoped to eat the same thing the next day - I had no chance. . . fresh, sweets, fruits, EXCEPTIONAL espresso ("DAVIDOFF") (coffee lovers will understand me). . . good service, nice music and attentive service. . but that's if you behave as kindly, because what:
“Nothing costs us so cheaply, and is not valued so dearly, as politeness” (Cervantes).
BEACH... POOLS... SEA... (probably I've already tired you, but I won't be able to talk about this briefly either). the sea for those who like to immediately plunge "with their heads"; sandy beach, places to relax on the beach with slippers, which are located in "a la rooms" (very convenient)... snow-white towels, take as much as you like...
ENTERTAINMENT. . . this is a must-see. . . Lazar show every evening until 22:00, after which everyone who wants to "break away" then descend into the "hell" to the disco and have fun until you drop, and the atmosphere of calm reigns "from above" and silence (the singing of crickets does not stop until the morning and this creates a romantic atmosphere), which is especially nice when you fall asleep with an open balcony. . .

I understand that in my "short" story, I practically did not mention the minuses... But it depends on how you look at the world, as "heaven" or as "hell"...
I heard the comments of vacationers (not only Russian speakers). . . : the youth was just delighted! , especially if you went to relax after the wedding on your "honeymoon"!! ! I RECOMMEND:
I would also suggest to companies without children to go to this hotel (evening entertainment will satisfy the most inveterate party-goers! ),
for those who love romance
people who want an unusual feeling in style,
gourmets,
to everyone who would like to bring back wonderful memories of bygone years, when they didn’t get enough sleep, loved, “hung”, “reveled”...
businessmen (an excellent Internet center where no one will stop you from working)
DO NOT RECOMMEND:
older people (or those who consider themselves as such)
families with children (except for very small ones, who still don't care that everything around is only white and parents who want another child; ) ). . .
although there is a kindergarten with nannies on the territory... , a playground with slides, all the facilities in the restaurant for feeding babies . . ,
I am madly in love with children, but I always laughed and punned that there were no children in paradise. Lying on a comfortable "glamorous" lounger in the water near the main pool and carried away into the world of dreams, the German "angels" quickly returned me "to the ground" jumping and squealing with delight with a "bomb" into the water, covering their spout with two fingers... (at the same time did not get tired of doing this for an hour... without rest... )
I WILL BE VERY HAPPY if my recommendations helped you in choosing a hotel. I will always be happy to answer your questions
Translated automatically from Russian. View original