Caught in a childhood nightmare

Written: 11 september 2019
Travel time: 8 — 17 september 2019
Who does the author recommend the hotel to?: For families with children
Your rating of this hotel:
5.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 10.0
Service: 7.0
Cleanliness: 5.0
Food: 6.0
Amenities: 4.0
We took a hotel of the "Family" category and with a note that people of any age will find here activities to their liking and for a comfortable stay. Apparently, it was implied that the family is mom + dad + child under 9 years old. Families without children, elderly families, families with teenagers, family companies have nothing to do here AT ALL. As if the KINDERGARTEN BREAKED. Without exaggeration, you can’t enter the dining room, there is a wild continuous yelling, it’s better not to meddle in the sea, mothers drag children there by small ones (the toilet is 2 meters away).
Claimed sports activities including zumba, yoga, Pilates, etc. - everything is very far from the concept of sports and fitness. There is archery and it seems, as tennis is declared, but have not yet met. There are no turtles and squirrels here - there are 3 cats, a chicken and a rooster on the territory. You can’t enter the pool with a jacuzzi either - everywhere there are children without panties, who, of course, can’t stand the toilet. From alcohol - 2 types of cocktails, diluted light beer and whiskey.
There is no evening program. There is sometimes something mediocre, mostly baby mini disco or something like that. There is 1 ping pong table for the whole hotel. NOTHING MORE.

Of the pluses - the rooms are chic, the staff is friendly and helpful, the animators are nice, the rooms are cleaned very very average. The food is normal, the choice is not rich, but no one will go hungry. The beach is small.
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