Не ожидали.... They did not expect....

In Turkey for the fifth time, were in Kemer, Side 2r. Belek. all hotels are club HV. . . And so we decided to go towards, as they say, the Turkish Riviera. . . I will only say one thing about the nature of those places - the extraordinary beauty of the place! We went all the time for two weeks, no less. Ticket prices have gone up significantly this year. Long chose the hotel, of course based on reviews and advice. The requirements are standard, a large territory, a comfortable entrance to the sea, decent rooms, the presence of a couple of pools, room equipment, food, in general, everything. what interests me, it seems to me everyone without exception, well, except that the only goal is night discos on the road, after which it doesn’t matter how and where to sleep. just to sleep until the next event)) But that's another story. . . ) So, we stopped at Majestic Tuana Club. The territory is large, but includes two more territories, on which there are two more hotels. Park1 and Park2 are all together Tuana club. In the morning, as elsewhere, even in the most expensive hotels, if your room is not assigned a sunbed, umbrella, you come to take a place in the sun. Everything is as always) We don’t like to hang around the pool, therefore it was comfortable in the clearing, which was also popular) I want to note one feature of this region of Turkey, the rest is focused on the British, they are at home here, even the prices are mostly in pounds) The Russian language here is little studied by the local population, and therefore knowledge of English is desirable, but no one has canceled the sign language and dictionaries under the arm and in the iPad)) Let's return to the hotel. The presence of a mini-zoo on the territory of the hotel and behind the fence of a private house and living creatures, as well as a campsite, is an excellent soil for breeding a population of flies. In a restaurant, to go out for food a couple of times, I had to cover everything with napkins to avoid surprises. . . But, alas, it didn't work. child with food poisoning (10 years old) fact. . . for the first time, by the way, he fell ill in general for all our trips. . . By the way, having talked with the neighbors in the "clearing" with the children, we are not the only victims, Judge for yourself, an accident or a regular pattern. In the reviews, I also read about this, but I thought that it did not threaten us, but no. A child running barefoot on the grass ran into a wasp, which also have a place to be there. and almost stepped on a pile of glasses left after night drinking at the nearby Poseidon bar, by the way, glasses can remain on the tables from night to dinner, no one is interested in cleaning them up. The queue for all sorts of snacks is a hundred meters long, you don’t want to eat, we didn’t encounter either. But the main restaurant. basically. I didn’t upset, except for the flies, the food is good, we are fish lovers and it was still dorado, trout, sea bass. Lamb meat, turkey, chicken. Sweets are not plentiful, but you can choose. fruits at that moment - melons, watermelons, plums, apricots, apples, pears, grapes, ap elsin) Fresh orange for a fee. Bottled wine is red rose, take it white to your table and if you want to drink, if you want to watch, one, two, three, etc. )) Animation is mostly in English, but there are Russian interspersed) musicals in English. Shops on the territory will not add up prices and no one thinks to give in. Entrance to the sea. . . The pontoon and stairs are quite comfortable, if from the shore, then it’s somewhat uncomfortable, you can’t do without stones. but tolerable. Swimming pool.... if you don’t put on glasses and don’t look under the water, then the purity of the water is touching, but I put on glasses. . . I didn’t want to dive anymore and accidentally swallow water. . . Although every morning a serious specialist comes and determines the chlorine content in the water using field methods, although we don’t know what to determine the results of it, and chlorine is so staring at the pool early in the morning that it’s clear to me, as a specialist in monitoring the quality of drinking water treatment, that reinsurance not canceled here. . . The rooms are old, but the furniture is still standing, the slightly squeaky mattress, the remote control with exhausted batteries and a deformed card, partially turned on the light in the room, turned to the reception, the second time they guessed that it was the card. the device is on the rack, take it, check it, no. you need to do a lot of extra gestures.... For lovers of a very quiet and sedate rest, I advise you to choose Park 1, on the last day we decided to see the territory from which we were dissuaded. Yes, it’s far from the sea, but you can sunbathe by the sea, but it’s wonderful to live there, it’s very quiet, everyone goes to the Club and eats at the pool, although there is also. small, but this is the charm, there are few people, the bars are half empty, with almost the same filling. And the houses are beautiful, modern and new. Park2 is very good, though. . . We were placed in a room on the first floor. although they asked for a second one, and hinted and showed and promised. . . do not understand) perhaps really was not, the hotel was already on the foot. Crickets live on the balcony of the first floors and their night trills are terribly loud. , we constantly relocated them to the garden, but they returned home)) The rooms go out, I'm talking about the hull structure, not about the bungalow, on the road where food suppliers go in the morning and on the hotel path, we got a road with cars, we got used to this. . . I highly recommend excursions from the hotel on a glider to Oludeniz to the Blue Lagoon to the beach and to the cradle of Turkish paragliding) You will not regret it, the beauty is extraordinary! And on an individual excursion along the Dalyan River, to catch crabs. I emphasize individual! in general, for 20 people you will not catch a crab and eat it. See how others do it. The individual costs 500 ye. but we teamed up with two more families, the main thing is that no more than 7 people eat a bucket of blue crabs, having a lot of fun) Fethiye, as a city, was not impressed, restaurants are good on the waterfront, fish, shopping is mediocre. By the way, to say. if you are with a baby who needs milk, I inform you that in the hotel all milk is soy, and natural only in the city, and then not everywhere. What else.....The gym is normal) And there are amazing sunsets, I installed it on my desktop and now I admire it)