Не 5*, но атмосфера скрывает недостатки Not 5 *, but the atmosphere hides flaws

5* and ultra inclusive hotel invented by itself! Yes, there are cocktails, a lot of different food, yes there is a gym, spa and tennis and it sounds cool in words, in fact:
1) the simulators in the gym are weak, there are only 4 of them, 2 of which are not fully functional
2) spa - free sauna (great for Ukrainians, but Siberians are cold : )) and hammam - warm beautiful marble, but this obsessive director is on his heels and offers a paid mask massage and peeling for $ 50, just got it!
3) cocktails with cheap ingredients, from which the liver and stomach hurt on the second day
4) Juice for children - "yuppies", from which allergies can pour out. What surprised me, such juicy oranges and so many of them, and the juice is made from powder
5) Food - most of the semi-finished products, tasty but still . . seafood - only fish! like french fries and nuggets you can eat at home . .

Several types of soft cheese, not very tasty olives, a lot of greens, tomatoes and cucumbers . . The sausage is terrible, but the puddings, cakes, soups and scrambled eggs are unforgettable
Fruits: watermelon, apricot, oranges, apples and pears, everything!
The program says snacks, chips - for 7 days there was never!
Unlike other hotels, you are allowed to eat in the room : )
6) the atmosphere is very family, cheerful and positive, everyone is smiling, friendly, animators are constantly with children, and there are entertainments for adults, and yoga, and Hawaiian dances organized by Maya the sorceress, and polo, water aerobics, etc.
7) the road to the sea - through the jungle is very beautiful, and even romantic in the evening
8) both by the pool and by the sea there are enough places for everyone, but to take the best ones, you need to get up early : ) But there is not enough music, you can only hear how the children are yelling and drunk vacationers are swearing . .
9) WIFI NO! ! Plus - you spend more time with your family, minus you expect to work? ! It wasn't there : )