Впечатление неоднозначное The impression is ambiguous

We stayed at the hotel in September 2008. This is not the first time abroad and I can soberly evaluate the hotel. It's not worth the money we paid for it.
Well, in order. There were no problems with departure and accommodation. Although we arrived early in the morning, we didn’t wait a minute for the room, the porter picked up the things, brought them to the room, everything was ok.
But not everyone is so lucky. For 10 days, we got used to running into people in the evenings who, having picked up half-asleep children and suitcases, like blind kittens, rush through the floors and buildings, absolutely unable to find their number. At the reception, no one even bothered to let alone carry them out. at least indicate the floor and in which direction to go.

Let's go further. Even before the flight, the travel agency was persistently interested in whether this was a hotel for Russians. We were convinced. what is not. Upon arrival at the hotel, it turned out that, in principle, not a single foreigner was there at all.
It's a shame for our compatriots. One day they gave peaches. Like throwing a handout to the dogs. Hungry people sorted them with plates, greed not knowing where to stuff them. As a result, most of everything bitten and crumpled remained in the plates.
When you look at how much food the Russian people are gaining, it becomes involuntarily scary . . But these are only emotions and lyrics. If it's just the facts, then here they are.
Beach
Large, there is a pier, you can almost always find sunbeds. The water seems to be clean. There are practically no storms.
Nutrition
At breakfast, apart from disgusting fatty either donuts or rolls, there is nothing to eat. And they are also impossible.
Dinner is bearable. Dinner is sometimes even delicious, if you come to the very beginning. Then you get tired of standing in line.
It is impossible to drink anything. These are not juices, but some kind of diluted yupi.
Alcoholic drinks....a martini resembles a martini only with a name . . baileys . . from such a proud name it even becomes ridiculous . . Well, in the end we didn’t go there to drink, okay . .
Rooms.
They didn’t clean at all for a couple of days . . But these are trifles . . There is really mold on the tiles in the shower . . But in principle, in a good mood and you can put up with it . . Well, I was surprised that the maids came to clean up just in the midday heat, when I wanted to relax. moreover, they unceremoniously broke into the room . . It became interesting why then the sign "Do not disturb" . . My question was not answered . .
Restaurant. .
This is the pride of the hotel . . Dirty stained tablecloths that just turn from side to side . . Finished off the wine from a plastic glass at dinner . . True, the request in perfect English to bring a glass to the waiter had a magical effect . . He ran and brought the glass and at the same time and changed the tablecloth. . ))
Animation. .

This deserves a long separate description . . Let's start with the fact that for the entire time of my stay at the hotel, in principle, not one of the animators approached me . . We were extremely surprised to learn that there were more than 20 snouts of their tama . . Where are they, the question soared . . All as one found themselves at dinner, where the noisy crowd they went smoothly from the first minute of its beginning . .
Evening anamation, although famous for its diversity, was reduced to one thing - the vulgarity of a vulgar person. For a long time they figured out from the stage what a tattoo clitoris is, drunken people laughed at a joke and choked on beer that was already pouring from their ears . . We really laughed, but at a boy of six years old, who was sitting behind him and commented on what was happening with characteristic childish spontaneity "Mom, and why uncle fell in love with uncle on stage”, “Mom, why does uncle play the piano on the piano” . . well, everything is something like that . .
Well, the trick was that on Thursday the whole team of animators, yes yes, all 25 or how many of them there, had a day off . . So get ready - you won’t be able to send your child to the kids club that day . .
Yes, the kids club is a plus. The teacher herself, the guys there work well with the kids, they even make staged musicals. Parents are pissing with boiling water with delight . .
Territory
The territory is green, large and beautiful. Well, yes, it’s a little dirty, but what else to expect if a Russian person got a glass in an urn to throw away.
Well, in general, like this . . But we didn’t go to find fault, but to really relax . . And therefore we did it perfectly, having gone on all kinds of excursions . . And entertaining ourselves . . Terribly missed Egypt, our beloved Hilton, groovy and friendly animators and great staff. . But these are two different countries. two different vacations. . Turkey is beautiful in its own way. . And we will definitely return there again, but definitely not to this hotel. .